In this, the 68th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

...Meanwhile at a local Denny's...

Mr. K.I.A. takes a brief snore inducing moment to let us know about a very "special" lunch outing he partook in last week.  A lunch that filled him with "pride" but left the customers filled with confusion and riddled with bullet holes!  That's right folks, Mr. K.I.A. finally takes his coat off to practice his constitutional right and bares it all! Wait that's not right!  His Arms..He bares his arms...(This gun was made in Grand Rapids Michigan! Shop Smart...Shop S-Mart!) That's not all he shows off, if you know what I mean! *Wink Wink* Over a nice warm plate of "Moons Over My Hammy" he and a group of young guns talk the smell of gun powder in the morning, a good tight grip and keeping your weapon in it's holster. "Thank You Tom"! -TK1

Now, to those of you who are true TLPS listeners and have bought the TLPS App (available now via itunes and Google Marketplace) you will remember a few weeks ago in the Afterglow show that we had discussed TK1's wife having to have a few "Something, Somethings" removed. Well, after 17 hours and 9 pints of blood and almost loosing her twice to our maker (if that's what you believe) she survived and TK1 brings us the story.

A few other things to mention before I leave you to you and your special play button (on your listening device, perverts!) We also discuss a married listener and her fetish for other men! Well, lets be honest she's only fond of the man because the Penis hasn't become Self Aware yet! YET! Though in her defense she has been taken over by the Evil known to man as "The Octopu$$y"!

Also, making his second appearance on the show, sitting next to The Google Goddess, is her man from across the pond @nerfspur or could he possibly be "London Boy"? Love is on the line as we sort out the details of the sordid tale.

We also hit on such noble topics like virgin porn watching with a hint of irony. The irony being his wife...wait I've said! to much!  Question for ya. Are the rules of rape different if you're into the sex for currency? and Why can't high school kids bring porn stars to the prom anyway?

Those and other "Hot Button" Issues all in the palm of your hand! So put on your brightest smile for your in dash cam...spit shine you're badge and turn on the police siren because TLPS is breaking the Law!

-AG

Links

Man Watches Porn; Finds Wife

Officer Caught By Own Dash Cam

Sub Teaches Student To Cover Love Bite

Veet Reviews

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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In this, the 67th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Before getting to a very important listener submitted voice mail, we sit down to discuss our feelings! Not our own mind you, just the neighborhood squirrel's.  Yes Squirrels!  So the question on every one's mind is...Do they have feelings? TK1 shares a story with us that would make even the hardest of criminals cry! Hell, I heard that the Lifetime Network in conjunction with The Animal Planet have green lit a 12 hour mini-series on this event! I'm betting that male birth control will be handed out like candy before our very own Sniper sheds a tear though...He's a wall of emotion let me tell you!

In other news, we travel across time and space to find the perfect piña colada mix!  Check this out...in the future chicks just wear it on there faces! You know...like a money shot! Yeah even in the future some women are still whores...but they smell good! Just don't call them any dirty names, they've got attitudes about that kind of thing! We actually saw one "facially challanged-smell pretty" use a mans testicles as a stress ball and he was just asking for directions!  Don't worry, we had Mr. Know-It-All with us so we didn't need to ask for a thing! Though we did run into his future self. He's still the same, except he's taken on a new hobby....Peeing on office furniture! I know what your thinking...it's good to see that he turned out normal! 

Also we hear from a couple who got themselves involved in a scam...or maybe they were the scam! To make a long story short, there's a Nigerian Prince, a couple of over weight autistic women and robot named Tussin. Oh and I can't forget the possible dead horse without a name!!! Listen, I make sh*t up for a living and even I'm not this good...so it's gotta be true right?  Right?

Well, the only way to find out is click on that play button and listen to the episode.  So I'll leave you to it then.

-Angry Ginger

Links

New Male Birth Control

On-again, Off-again Scrotum

Farm Bureau Employee Fired For Marking Territory

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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In this, the 66th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Hello and welcome back to another fun filled edition of TLPS!  Buckle up for safety listeners! In case you haven't learned your lesson yet, and unless you're riding shotgun on the bang bus, then most likely you're not protected from G.G. and her fine motor skills! I'm not going to go into detail here because, lets be honest, if I did you wouldn't feel the need to push play on that cute little MP3 device of yours! But I will say that she reveals yet again that she gets hit from behind so hard, it's very possible that she lost her anal hymen! If she still had it...Filthy lot lizard!

The Angry Ginger quickly remembers something, and before forgetting it, he announces that he once heard of a contest about "Load Shooting"! Yeah, that kind of load...  After listening back I have to say "I WAS WAY OFF"! but our Google Goddess does come up with some surprising numbers!  After that mess,  G.G. makes a call to her Mom and once again proves that she was never loved growing up!

In Headlines, The Sniper brings 2 stories that he's very proud of, and he actually read them before hand! Mr. K.I.A. actually read his before hand as well but almost has a mental breakdown when he discovers that the article has been changed with out his consent.

So now is the time to strap on your "Willy Warmers", stroke your pet "Guinea Pig" that you can't live without, and throw another "Foot" on the fire! It's time to grab your favorite book "How to make R---(unwanted sex) Positive"! It's powerful stuff!  If you're not into reading all that much, just get the audio book.  It's read by our very own Sniper! Before you do that...push play and listen to this podcast!

Links

Hey Dog, Mind Getting That For Me

Get Your Penis Warmers

Don't Take My Guinea Pig

Man Cut's Off Own Foot To Prevent Self From Working

Police Sergeant Caught In Own Sting

Bouncing Baby

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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In this, the 65th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

While not trying to beat around the bush so to speak, TK1 and The Sniper do just that as they have come up with a new method of pleasing The Angry Ginger's Wife during climax!  Actually, to be completely honest, all they want him to do is holler something at that pinnacle moment! AG, with the help of the crew, decide to literally (yes literally) break down what exactly could be going on inside and out during that special "feel good moment".  Also, the gender of Ginger's new baby is revealed and he almost shows why his first name is in fact "ANGRY"!

After that special lifetime movie G.G. decides it would be a great idea to chew our food for us so we don't choke on it...or is it our words? Either way 2 dogs and a Granny get in the way and after a few words we decide to head out into the forest and do the only thing we know how to do to end an argument!  GET HIGH ON CRACK! I'm not going to say who brought the 8 ball but once we cash in our earnings from the biggest lottery jackpot in history we decide that we'll keep this show around for you listeners...but only if we can kill some crackheads on our off hours!  Through tears as big as horse turds for some of us, we devise a plan that is so genius that we immediately move on to talk about "The Angry Dragon" and how skillful the female must be to pull this method of pleasure off! Let's just say it gives new meaning to "popping the top"! It also causes TK1 to remove himself from the show so he could kindly toss his lunch up like a bulimic with a new modeling contract!

In other news, we talk a little more "TLPS Camping" and what would happen if one of us got a poisonous bite on our wee wee! G.G. being the Hoover that she is, quietly agrees to solve this issue while the guys try to convince a certain Boy Scout that there could be a merit badge involved. There always is!

Enough teasing, you know the drill Press PLAY, hop on Twitter and start yapping away with us! Don't forget to rate and leave a comment on iTunes! If you do...we'll remind you!

-Angry Ginger

Links

Very Lucky/Unlucky Man 1  Very Lucky/Unlucky Man 2

Henry Ziegland

Feed Your Baby Bird

80 MPH Video

Man Shoots Dogs And Wife For Poop

Althea's Milk Carton

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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