In this, the 55th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing:

I'll be real quick here...You're going to want to get to this episode A.S.A.P.!

Mr. Know-It-All wakes up to a Zombie Apocalypse!  The Ninja is in full panic mode! She's ready to whip some "Walking Dead" A$$! Ginger runs into Uncle Danny. He likes to swear! He says it's uncontrollable, but I'm not so sure...has a huge f**king problem with Bob Saget!  Look him up on YouTube...Thank me later d*mn it!  

Later that night we all meet up at our favorite hang out, "Dragon Happy Cocktail Hour" or is it "Cocktail Dragon Happy Hour"?  Either way, don't ask Ginger, because that f***** can't remember sh*t! At least not in the order it goes in!  Two guys are sitting at the bar discussing the different types of items they've actually WILLINGLY put up their a$$es!  Let's just say one of them vibrates and the other kills people!  Feeling the need to quickly distance ourselves from these guys before we end up in the back of the bar placing bets as to who can get a toolbox up their a$$ the farthest. The fellas (and Goddess) relocate...they soon find themselves in the back corner of the bar.  Near the ice machine.  You know the machine that makes a sh*t ton of noise and attracts a lot of the employees who may need to use this noisy machine for purposes of helping the patrons get drunk.  Yeah we got stuck by that machine!  Speaking of DRUNK... We start talking to a couple of fellas.  These guys also happen to be fellow podcasters.  They live in the D.C. area but they're huge in Australia!  Or at least one of their d*cks is!  (I don't know!)  Anyway, what happens in these next couple of hours are the stuff of dreams...or nightmares depending on what side of the f**ked up fence you like to see yourself on.  We here at The Last Podcaster Standing pride ourselves on the f**king insane and down right silly s*** we can get our feet stuck in!  Let's just say this bar has a very sticky floor...and a wheelchair ramp!

It's gonna be a late night, you better start a campfire and bring some marshmallows.  It's going to get "eventful" up in here!

-Angry Ginger

Links

Tourette's Guy

Pain In The A$$ Gun

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In this, the 54th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing:

Alright, listen up, Maggots! General Westpointe here!  Seems like we've got some punks here we have to deal with this week!  One of you b**tards seems to have a little Hannibal Lecter in ya! Chewing on your ladies face like a dog on scraps? What's the matter son, you run outta meatballs? And you! Yeah YOU!  I hear you have a chubby in your pants and a bit of an affection toward some ink on your d*ck!  What's wrong with you son?  Mamma make you watch to many "Fat Lady Pornos" where she swallows down the money shot with a whole pizza? I bet you wish Dadda was still sticking it sideways through your back door in the back shed don't ya, son?  You're gonna when I'm through with ya!  Who else do we have here?  Looks like we've got a narcotics dealer in our group of lonely podcasters!  What are you dealing? Coke, crack or c*ck? What? Viagra? Looks like we've got another Bob Dole pencil pushing pu$$y looking for the easy way out!  F**K!

All of you on your knees and pull out your custom made knee pads...It's gonna be a long night of "Would You Rather?" First up in this lovely game...Bear trap or Mouse trap...Here's how it works: You get your leg in the big one or your d*ck in the small one! Except you with the pirate c*ck!  No leg for you! You all got 2 minutes to decide!

Before this night is over, you're going to be singing a new song I just made up!..."I Put My Penis In A Mouse"...Top 40 hit for sure.  SING IT NOW!!! SING IT NOW!!!!

-AG (Yeah, I'm working on my issues)

Links

Woman Gets Too Nosy, Man Helps

Tattoo With Side Effects

Ridiculously Expensive Buiness Card

Double Boxed

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In this, the 53rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

In this fast paced episode we cover a lot of ground.  Ground that needs to be covered, such as how long would it take for G.G.'s cats to eat her dead body if she were to die today.  After that moving story, we travel on down the road to a friend's house. Several friend's houses to be exact!  Well, one friend inhabited by her own friends...sometimes they're friends...I think?  Anyway, before we get there, we stop for a much needed rest at a hotel.  We're just looking for a good night's rest but after grabbing a bite to eat we find ourselves at a rave.  Not just any rave mind you, but a rave for emo kids! (I'll give you a minute to ponder on what that would be like) *DING* Ok, the next morning we wake up, pull the d**k out (Don't ask) and find ourselves getting a move on while a double rainbow and the "Bear Nation" hop inside the hotel pool for a fun, dare I say gay...GAY family photo! I dared!

At Frank's (the friend with friends) you may know her from Twitter.  Yes, I said her name is Frank. @JstCallMeFrank to be exact.  She goes by Frank cuz he's the boss.  Frank likes to play the board game CLUE and boy does she take that game literally! Literally? (Yes K.I.A.) When she's not hanging out in the library with a noose and shiv to shank a mother f**ker, she likes to work on her blog.  She writes about some cool sh*t.  Living with Multiple Personality Disorder, traveling, and SEX! Good girl she is!  She also has a boyfriend who apparently is a part time security guard.  He protects her...when he's not getting violated by the boss! Ha, I kid.  (Knock, Knock) SH*T! GOTTA RUN!

You know the drill, push play, laugh till your stomach hurts, call a friend....rinse and repeat!

-AG

Links

600 LB Woman In Akron

Not The Baby You Wanted For Christmas

Ticket, Dinner, and a Movie. Or Not.

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In this, the 52nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

*WARNING!  This Episode May Contain Actual Voice Recordings From "Supernatural Cherries & Fuzzy"*

While starting the show Mr. Know It All, The Sniper and Angry Ginger notice they are not one, but two hosts short of a full podcast basket.  Knowing that The Kilted One is still "Missing" they decide to hunt down the Google Goddess!  Where do they find that her? Laying under some "Punch Drunk Puppet F**ker" who's feeding her BOOZE and promises of "A Filthy Hot Tub Screamer"!  Whatever that means! Mr. K.I.A. lays down the law! (or is that a TLPS APP EXCLUSIVE?) Pay up or give her back! Good job K.I.A.

Once things get settled down to normal, or as normal as this darn show can get.  We tell some stories. Seems G.G. has no luck with homeless men, they're always getting snotty with her.  Speaking of luck, she may be enjoying the good life as an International Teabag Taste Tester but luck really runs her way in the women's bathroom at work.  Let's just say, when she's not drawing blood, she may be laying some carpet!

Over at the Crazy House, Ginger get's a visit from his #1 and #2 "Crazies" and decides to pull out the iPhone and put this on record for the first time ever!  You will not be disappointed!

Also Mr. Kia gives us a lesson in "The Law".  What else is new right?  Well this one has flying dead body parts and we also have a tragic story about a NOT so super model and an airplane...If she were SUPER she's still be able to get excited about all the cool 3D movies coming out! Now it's only pirate movies for her!

This is only the tip of the iceberg! "Smell ice can ya"? So like always, sit down, buckle up and press play because this sh*t's about to get "Crazy"!  For Real!

-AG

Links

Train Suicide Lawsuit

Stay Away From Propellers

Call Me A Cab

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