The Last Podcaster Standing
1 podcast, 3 idiots, an Angry Ginger Kid, and a Google Goddess. The Last Podcaster Standing searches the globe for the bizarre, strange, weird and idiotic headlines, events, and the people in them. Sharing personal stories and "Shootin' The S***" on random topics along the way. Hosted by Grant (The Kilted One ), Jason (The Angry Ginger), Joe (The Sniper), Tom (Mr. Know It All), and Stephanie (The Google Goddess). We talk dirty. We laugh. We don't make up the stories or the headlines, we make fun of 'em! This podcast is RATED M for Mature.

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Shave It, Dust It, Mop It, Wipe It, Wax It, SUCK IT!!!

In this, the 15th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Shooting The Sh!t” this week, the guys discuss the bloopersode listenership or lack there-of, how to discuss genital grooming with kids that overhear them podcasting about genital grooming, and Joe and Grant have a go at it over the in's and out's of disciplining children. Also, an update is provided from the Stolen Malaysian Condoms story, and how using humor to deal with tragedies is not a bad thing. Unless it’s Japan. Then all of a sudden it’s off limits.

On SKYPE this week, the Jell-O Wrestler extraordinaire Althea (@Love_Gunn on Twitter) returns to school the boys in the fine art of cleaning houses… Naked. Nude. Sans any clothing.  And, just like last time, she waits until the end of the interview to drop yet another prior occupation bomb. Which ensures her return to the show.

In Headlines, a law is discussed that would remove the age limit from breastfeeding, the convenience of getting a gun permit while you get your haircut, a dad practicing his mad ninja skills gets arrested, and a woman who gives the term “Pocket Pu$$y” a whole new meaning.

In The Male Sack, Grant and the guys tackle an advice letter from listener Denisa Duca out of Itlay.

And finally we read from the Glossary Of Perversion from our friends at GetOffended.Com... You sexy bast@ards!

 ***SPECIAL THANKS this week to ALL of our Twitter followers who have helped support/promote/distribute/push the podcast, which in turn has helped it grow.  Some of these people include, but are not limited to all of those on the previous posts as well as:

 @Mosedogg @zombie_chic @rcjhAdGrad (CREATOR OF OUR NEW PODCAST LOGO), @ladyluck514, @GritsandCoffee, @Hotdocstacy, @elyse_2301, @redwithenvy (Ginger Love), @JustLima, @thenightdrifter, @NerdyMcHotpants, @jam1581, @xoxo_carrie, @mandaKc, @Love_Gunn, @mabeline12, @BlazeOrangeGirl, @_EnglishDiva_, @Cereal_Mommy, @JulesJulietta, @DenisaDuca, @barelysarcasm, @sneakyunderpants, @AlteredCreation, @Mich_1987, @DementedDuchess, @StephEloi (The Google Goddess), @nerdygirlpc (Nerd Extraordinaire), @T8Hayes, @cinn48, @Mich_1987 (London Bridges), @ditzywoo, @mabeline12, @BeckySpldng, (J.J Jameson), @SarzIndubitably, @getoffendedcom, @somebodyfunny (Of the "Somebody And Me" comedy podcast), @getoffendedBone, @mrsbaker420 AND a whole lot more I know I'm missing. But really, this could go on for a few pages.

Links

You're Never Too Old To Suckle

Missing Condoms Found. Mostly

A Clip And A Gun

Ninja Dad

Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. 

Uhhahahaaa..... uh, you missed a spot.

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Direct download: Episode_15_-_Shave_It_Dust_It_Mop_It_Wipe_It_Wax_It_SUCK_IT.mp3
Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 1:35pm EDT
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Ginger Kids Genital Grooming A Donkey Before "The Show"

In this, the 14th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

What follows is clearly a shameful attempt at writing a disclaimer for this particular episode and its poor quality… The guys make an attempt to have not 1 but 2 callers, both at the same time. This would have worked out great if they had been prepared and knew what they were doing. Lucky for you the listener (insert sarcasm here), they did not. That is why the audio is so poor on this particular episode. One microphone is crammed under the speaker to pick up sound from guest @redwithenvy, and the other audio is a laptop running Skype with sound coming from those massive (again insert sarcasm)laptop speakers, to pick up guest @Eviloi also known as The Google Goddess. Fortunately, after recording this episode, we were able to rectify this egregious error (with help/directions from @somebodyfunny of the “Somebody And Me” comedy podcast) so it does not happen again. With all that dirty laundry out on the line for you to smell, I’ll move on to content… Not that I think anybody reads these anyway…

“Shooting The Sh!t” this week, the guys discuss the grooming habits of men and women with special guests @redwithenvy AND "The Google Goddess herself, Ms. Stephanie Eloi. So much goes on during this dual Skype-cast it will make your ears explode! We discuss shaving, waxing, cutting, old porn, new porn, and somewhere in their we have a donkey show... OK, WE don't actually have a donkey show, but one of our guests has actually been to one, and the other guest wants to go to one... Or be in one... I don't recollect. Also discussed, the heartache and teen angst of growing up a fiery crotched ginger kid. Amazingly, this applies to not 1 but 2 people. Yes, That's right we have 2 gingers kids in this podcast episode. Although, clearly, one had a rougher go of it than the other... You know who you are.  ; )

In Headlines, we discuss some headlines. I can't for the life of me remember what they were. I think it's because I'm still red with envy. So after you have listened to this episode, write me and let me know. I think somewhere in here we discussed condoms with Gene Simmons face on them... OH BOY!

And finally we read from the Glossary Of Perversion from our friends at GetOffended.Com... You sexy beasts!

 ***SPECIAL THANKS this week to ALL of our Twitter followers who have helped support/promote/distribute/push the podcast, which in turn has helped it grow.  Some of these people include, but are not limited to all of those on the previous posts as well as:

 @rcjhAdGrad (CREATOR OF OUR NEW PODCAST LOGO), @ladyluck514, @GritsandCoffee, @Hotdocstacy, @elyse_2301, @redwithenvy (Ginger Love), @JustLima (Look up "survivor" or "fighter" in the dictionary...You'll see her.)@thenightdrifter, @NerdyMcHotpants, @jam1581, @xoxo_carrie, @mandaKc, @Love_Gunn, @mabeline12, @BlazeOrangeGirl, @_EnglishDiva_, @Cereal_Mommy, @ditzywoo, @JulesJulietta, @DenisaDuca, @barelysarcasm, @sneakyunderpants, @AlteredCreation, @Mich_1987, @DementedDuchess, @StephEloi (The Google Goddess), @nerdygirlpc (Nerd Extraordinaire), @T8Hayes, @cinn48, @Mich_1987 (London Bridges), @ditzywoo, @mabeline12, @BeckySpldng, (J.J Jameson), @SarzIndubitably, @getoffendedcom, @somebodyfunny (Of the "Somebody And Me" comedy podcast), @getoffendedBone, @mrsbaker420 AND a whole lot more I know I'm missing. But really, this could go on for a few pages.  

Links:

Red With Envy's Guide to Pubic Hair

Dr. Love Condomns

Doggie Style

Let's Go For A Ride

No More Hamster Dance

GetOffended.com

Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. 

HEE HAWW!!

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S#!tcast - Unaired Clips And Outtakes Of TLPS

In this, the second "Bloopersode" of The Last Podcaster Standing",

"Welcome to S#!TCAST!"...

Once again we find The Kilted One sick from his POIS, so while he endures his hyposensitization therapy, the guys skip recording a new episode, and instead have Mr. KIA put together more previously unaired material. New listeners should forego this episode in favor of previous episodes as this is not our usual idiocy. This is our "behind the scenes, look what we cut that should never air" idiocy.

Included in this little ditty, you will find the twigs an berries of "The Real Episode 6". "The never meant to be heard episode" This was recorded when The Kilted One and The Angry Ginger were spur of the moment absent. Filling in for them was Emmett TerBeek (who was supposed to be our first guest podcaster) and The Ninja (future brain slave and spouse of Mr. KIA). This episode was never posted for various reasons the least of which was Mr. KIA's ability to stand by his word that he could lead and direct an episode without TK1. Initially, the plan was to have Mr. KIA run and direct the program as The Kilted One would, but upon startup, instantaneously deferred to allowing guest podcaster Emmett to run it. 45 minutes later it was over and done with. Not bad...Just not good. What you hear of this dumped episode is what we could salvage. The best bit being "Gingers Have No Souls (Ginger Song Part 1)" played by Emmett on his guitar. 

Also included in this "bloopersode" from past episodes: The guys before they start recording, the guys after they finish a show, but The Kilted One kept recording anyway, and other bits cut for other various reasons. Fights. Mistakes. Douchebaggery. Sing-A-Longs. It's all here! Well... Not ALL of it. That would be a lot...

So to our fans, followers, and listeners, who have made it through our first 13 episodes, which by the way is only the beginning of what we have planned, (insert evil laugh here) we say "Thank You" and "Welcome To S#!TCAST!" To our non fans or people hearing this as their first introduction to us... Leave. Come back here when you think we're funny.

On a side note for those of you who REFUSE to listen to this time wasting garbage style of a podcast episode... Please note Episode 14 will be available in a few days. Or sooner... Ok... Maybe later... It depends on how my treatments go. Having sperm injected into myself is traumatizing... Just sayin'. Until then, Hugs And Kisses On All Your Pink Parts,

TK1

 

Direct download: Bloopersode_2_-_hitcast_-_Unaired_Clips_And_Outtakes_Of_TLPS.mp3
Category:Blooper Podcast -- posted at: 7:40pm EDT
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Jello Wrestlers, Tattoo Fluffers, Chili Dogs, and Chowder Sticks.

In this, the 13th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Shooting The S#!t” this week, the guys update the Google Goddess's “Creepy Creeper” stalker story from last week. They also try to call her while she is out on a blind date, but f@*k'all if she would have the common decency to answer the phone during her private moment! Tart. Which leads to a discussion about dating services (Mr. Know It All met The Ninja this way).

We had no choice but to discuss Charlie Sheen in this segment because... Well... Um... Everyone sells out eventually. And because were #winning #winners with #tigerblood in our #warlock veins. The Sniper wants nothing to do with celebrityism. So much so that he lets the guys all know...Multiple times and quite sternly.

In a shameless act of promotion and unpaid advertising, the guys once again discuss GetOffended.com, as last weeks discussion of them did not do the company justice. This leads to some pretty creative moments for the guys and asks of them to dig deep into their shallow minds. Wanna know what a Cincinnati Taco Chop is? Ever heard of a Ginger Snap (no, not the cookie), a Chili Dog, or a Chowder Stick? If it hasn't been written, it will be soon. *On a side note - Those of you with weak stomachs or vivid imaginations, consider yourself forewarned, it gets pretty nasty...Ok, it gets REALLY nasty*.

And finally, for the first time ever ('cause Google Goddess refused to answer her phone, tart) we conduct our first LIVE interview with @Love_Gunn from Twitter. She sent in a headline that was interesting and usable for the podcast, but not half as interesting as her side profession. Y'know, the one where she fills a pool with Jello and then wrestles the clothes off of other women. Yes. You read that correctly. Althea is a Jello Wrestler. We've seen some of the videos. Wet. Sticky. Hot. And were not talking about the Jello. All things considered, the call goes well... Until the end when Althea reveals her prior profession, which causes the guys to all simultaneously stop breathing.

In Headlines, Apparently, staring at boobs will increase your life expectancy. Who knew?! London attempts to out do NewYorks breast milk cheese fetish by serving breast milk ice cream. A man goes to great lengths to win a small car, and a man with no anus get a hole new life.

The Male Sack” holds a question from listener Amanda, also known as @mandaKc on Twitter. She poses the question: What is the weirdest thing you've yelled (or the person you're with) during an orgasm. Personally, I'm waiting for The Sniper to let me know how things turn out for him. Also in the sack, a host of “Would You Rather's” for the guys to ponder and Mr. Know It All to dissect.

***SPECIAL THANKS this week to ALL of our Twitter followers who have helped promote/distribute/push the podcast, which in turn has helped it grow.  Some of these people include, but are not limited to all of those on the previous posts as well as: @xoxo_carrie @mandaKc, @Love_Gunn, @DenisaDuca, @barelysarcasm, @AlteredCreation, @DementedDuchess, @StephEloi (The Google Goddess), @nerdygirlpc (Nerd Extraordinaire), @T8Hayes, @cinn48, @Mich_1987 (London Bridges), @ditzywoo, @mabeline12, @BeckySpldng, (J.J Jameson), @SarzIndubitably, @Dangerfacex, @bobbyyrogerss and so many more. If I missed you, send your hate mail to thelastpodcaster@gmail.com. Or you could just let me know and I'll add you to next weeks list.***

Links:

Sheen Tweet-O-Matic

GetOffended.com

A View To A Boob

Your Mother's Ice Cream. No Really.

Wanna See My Tattoo?

Better Late Than Never

Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. 

J-E-L-L-O!

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