The Last Podcaster Standing
1 podcast, 3 idiots, an Angry Ginger Kid, and a Google Goddess. The Last Podcaster Standing searches the globe for the bizarre, strange, weird and idiotic headlines, events, and the people in them. Sharing personal stories and "Shootin' The S***" on random topics along the way. Hosted by Grant (The Kilted One ), Jason (The Angry Ginger), Joe (The Sniper), Tom (Mr. Know It All), and Stephanie (The Google Goddess). We talk dirty. We laugh. We don't make up the stories or the headlines, we make fun of 'em! This podcast is RATED M for Mature.

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TLPS: In Through The Out Door

In this, the 30th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Angry Ginger admits to having a small bladder.  This immediately unleashes the wrath of TK1 until he soon realizes that he has this very same problem.  This causes him to run into the arms of another man.  Actually an M.D. ...You know with rubber gloves?  It's not everyday you can lose your anal virginity on your Birthday!

TK1 then takes us on a "Tom and Jerry" cartoon like journey.  How does The Kilted One deal with his mouse infestation?  The Google Goddess lets it be known that she is not a fan of his "Art of War" like tactics.  She's a lover of all life forms! *SNAP*

Speaking of the Google Goddess, in one night she is not only turned down by the boy wizard, Harry Potter, but also a serial rapist!  Depressed from not getting to hang with Harry she walks out to her car to find she can't start her car.  Mysteriously a man in a windowless van pulls up with his gimp like sidekick and offers to jump start her heart.

We also interview a fan of the show and it just so happens we are a fan of his blog.  Mr. Nick Bevis knows NO bounds to his sexual powers! Ladies strap on your padded helmets, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

In Headlines we learn that no man can stand up to the powers of the mighty Russian Olga.  One swift Jean Claude Van Damn type roundhouse and you'll wake up with a smile and a mouth full of Viagra.  Did I mention she'll also cut you're hair if you're nice?  In other news, imagine waking up with NO penis! No really try to imagine it! Let's pretend for a second that you can't locate said penis.  Try looking in the garbage disposal. It's always in the last damn place you look isn't it?

I could go on and on but why do that when you can just click on the episode and give it a listen!  Don't forget to leave a comment and tell a friend. 

-Angry Ginger

Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds, @GdsRogue, @Adjective_J, @Ascastblog, @BUIPodcasters, @rashanii, @jbirchwriter, @BeneathTheReels… If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in.

Links

Russian Woman Rapes Russian Rapist

Meat Grinder

Foot Nipple

Gay Study

Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. 

This Might Be A Little Cold

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Direct download: Episode_30_-_TLPS_-_In_Through_The_Out_Door.mp3
Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 6:30pm EDT
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Grand Theft Auto: Grand Rapids

In this, the 29th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Grand Theft Auto: Grand Rapids.  In this true story, some of us know some of the details and some of us thought we knew all the details. We discuss how a Bi-Polar crazy man went off his meds and instead of renewing his X-Box live account, he just goes ape sh$t on the whole city! High speed chase? Check. Practically shooting up a city block, (most of it taking place on the streets of our cities finest hookers hang out?) Check. Killing not one family but two! Check. How does it all end? Let's just say this fool is "locked and loaded!" Stay with us though, we promise a happy ending.

Betty Ford died. Yeah the lady who started a clinic for the Alcoholics... Not because she thought we as Americans needed it... But because she did!  Hiccup! We also discuss whether or not her husband, the former President of the United States, rests in peace in our fair city and whether our very own Kilted One has walked all over that grave or not! Rest in Peace Gerald R. Ford, may you not see up his dangling balls anymore!

In Headlines..A man pulls out his Wee Wee and takes a Pee Pee in a town's water supply.  It gets expensive to flush that toilet!  A lady passes out while swimming, good thing she's got "Fatty" boobs to keep her afloat over night while she sleeps.  Mr. Kia is very sure of this! Also, The Google Goddess tells us all about a man who actually explodes while masturbating!  It's dangerous watching foreign porn! 

We also discuss a ton of other things so quit reading and start listening!

Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds @GdsRogue @Adjective_J @Ascastblog @BUIPodcasters…If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in.

-Angry Ginger

Links

GR Shooting

Porn Theater Bomb #5

18 Month Old Starts Drinking Early

Saved By The Boobs

Don't Drink The Water

Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. 

You Ain't Gonna Take Me Alive Coppers!

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Direct download: Episode_29_-_Grand_Theft_Auto_-_Grand_Rapids.mp3
Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT
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Sip'n On Rumspringa

In this, the 28th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Kilted One is back! And with him comes a new found love for the new (?) "Extreme Sport" that's sweeping the nation... "Planking!"  We discuss it's orgin and whether or not your cool if you do it!  The vote is still out on this one... But we do decide to start #TLPSTeamPlanking.  Yes that's right! A planking team! So down a shot, grab your camera, erase the nudes, and send us your best planking picture! (You can send the nudes if you really want to!)

The guys also discuss Vehicular Manslaughter... As in the killing of a vehicle.  Crashing straight into the ground, over the hill, through the ice and on fire are a few way's to do it.  Now you can tell your mamma that we taught you something.  Who says we aren't full of life's important lessons! 

Strap on your "Kool-Aid Stained Chewie" helmets and buckle up for safety!  Once this podcast hits 88 MPH you're gonna see some serious sh$t!! -AG

Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds @GdsRogue @Adjective_J @Ascastblog @BUIPodcasters…If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in.

Links

Man In A Box Suitcase

Amish Pedophile

Fun In Court

Man Without Helmet Dies Of Head Injury

Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. 

Honey! The Yoders are going to be late tonight.

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Direct download: Episode_28_-_Sipn_On_Rumspringa.mp3
Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 4:46pm EDT
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Lactating Boobs, Peek a Poo and A Black and White Night

In this, the 27th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

We find ourselves missing "A Kilted One." Where is he?  We don't know! We aren't his f@&king Dada! We come up with a few stories as to his where abouts...I'm also pretty sure none of them are true! 

Before we hit headlines, and boy are you going to love the headlines! We chat a bit about our new, ready to wear T-shirts that you and all your friends can purchase !  Just hit us with a message or an E-mail saying 'I Want A T-shirt" and for $15.00 you can be dressed to impress!...and help our little podcast out at the same time.  We also discuss Kevin Smith and his S.I.R (Smodcast Internet Radio) for a minute.  HELP US ADVERTISE!!! We didn't talk about him too long, we didn't want the Ginger popping wood again! 

In between headlines we discuss Mr. Kia and his bedtime rituals, and what he wears to bed may shock you!  We also discuss our friend over on Twitter @S_explicit and her blog.  This get's a lot of attention for many reasons.  Check the links below to see it for yourself.  WARNING: NSFW or around anyone who may be against you looking at hot nude Peeps!  You know you wanna click it!

As always, strip down to your Birthday Suit, rub on some vasaline and pray to God that your webcam's not on! Oh, and for Christ's sake, have a laugh on us!!!

Links:

Breast Milk Assault

IT Guy Revenge

Not Fags & USA vs Russia

Very Very Dirty Man

Man Hanging Out In The Crapper

Dog Poo DNA

@S_explicit blog (NSFW)

Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. 

Peek A Boo. I See You!!

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