In this, the first "Bloopersode" of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The guys forego recording a new episode and instead had Producer Tom put together a compilation piece.  The first of many mistakes to come, this hodge podge of material gives a quick peek behind the veil of creating a podcast with a group of wankers who think their funny.  Believe it or not, we actually thought there was some stuff that was not good enough to air.  We may still be right. 

This short listen includes clips from episode 0 (never posted), with Grant, Jason and Joe, before they knew how to work the audio equipment they spent $600 on.  Also included for your listening pleasure ('cause we know you love it), opening fails while trying to start the show, a few unused story moments (cut from previous episodes), short clips and rips, a special tribute to Jason "The Angry Ginger", previously unaired content, and wrap up fails.  Here is audio proof that even we can't get the name right without really trying...  A lot.

Congratulations to our very own Jason "The Angry Ginger", who has won the titular title for the first 5 recorded and posted episodes.  He is "The Last Podcaster Standing"!  His off the cuff remarks, one liners and general enthusiam, has taken this program to hilarious heights and created great moments for the show and us.  He also wins best comment - "If you ate her out and went to sleep, you'd wake up with a loaf of bread in your mouth".  Thanks Jay, we love you...  Even if you are a Ginger.

In this, the 5th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Tom and Joe arrive late to the podcast, but not without their own unique reasons, which for your listening pleasure I have recorded.  Suffice it to say, one of those stories gets the Ginger very excited, once he actually starts paying attention.  In a segment appropriately titled "Things You Never Want To Hear In Bed", I ask the guys as well as listeners, what are some of the things you NEVER want to hear someone say to you while engaged in sexual congress.  Can you believe someone actually replies "I love you"!? And the Ginger spends more time offending New Zealand, all but ensuring his permanent ban from the country. 

In Headlines, Tom finally reveals the story he has been hyping all week, and it's pretty cheesy to say the least.  Other stories include a Thai worker who does not get the last laugh (or is in on the joke for that matter), A cabbie who takes his fares seriously, A man who's willing to fight for his right to keep his penis, A woman who likes to masturbate in the privacy of a public parking lot, and a nerd who makes his money selling s*** that doesn't exist.  And would you believe it?  We make fun of it all! 

Links:

Maggot Cheese (Story), Maggot Cheese (Video)

Thai Sex Worker Loves A Good Joke

Take Me Home... No Seriously, Take Me Home

Court Ordered Penis Protection Program

Autoerotic Gun Charge

Virtual Asteroid

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When news breaks, we point and laugh.

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In this, the 4th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The guys fore go the usual banter, ginger bashing, and bizarre headline reporting to take the online quiz "How Evil Are You?". During which they realize answering the questions are not indicative of whether or not people are actually evil. I mean really, how evil are you if you've looked at nudie pics online or killed a bug? WHO HASN'T?! The question "If you had a choice, would you be good or evil?", that might have been a good question to ask... Answering that one might provide a much clearer picture as to which one of us is truly evil. So place your bets (as we did) on which one of us comes out of this with a halo and which one of us is gonna burn in hell.

Links:

How Evil Are You

Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice?  (Ann Landers was never as honest as we are)  Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. 

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We don't make up the headlines, we make fun of them.

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In this, the third episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The guys discuss the craziest things they've done while driving.  Unfortunatley Joe has nothing to add to this moment, had he, it would have been a doozy I'm sure.  Grant shares what he thought was a great story and then realizes it's not so great, so he deletes it from the podcast, never to be heard again.  It is both Jason and Tom who then step in with their tales of violence, deception, insanity, and law breaking while driving to save the story segment. 

On par with each episode recorded thus far, Joe remains the calm, cool, and collected one, the Ginger gets overly excited and swears alot, Tom strives to always be right, and Grant rants so much he forgets what he's saying and loses any chance of making the point he's trying make.  Just another day in the studio...

In headlines, we discuss a woman caught shaving while driving, a grandmmother who at 62, has had sex with 200 men in 2 years, a man who shoots himself in the sack, and arrives at the hospital hours later, a mother who dresses up her 5 yr. old son as Daphne and sends him off to school, a woman that demands sexual favors from her ex boyfriend and roomate, though sadly she forgot "the forearm rule", and finally, a man is attacked by a can of refried beans and wonders why.

Links:

Assisted Shaver

GGILF

Nut Shot

Flaming Ginger Boy

Smelly Bread Crotch

Topless Vote

Flying Beans

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In this the second episode,

Tom joins the group as a regular podcaster and promptly has his 42mins 38sec. story cut from the recording.    Sorry Tom, it sucked.  Ginger gets angry again.  He's a ginger, it's what he does.  The love or lack therof love for pets is discussed.  And no, Grant did not actually drop his cats in a river with a sack of rocks.  Tom takes one to the face because someone thought it would be a good idea to let his ninja girlfriend sit in on the podcast, and Joe is... Joe.

In headlines, we discuss a Kenyan man with 100 wives and 160 children, a roving tribe of woman who rape men, a man whos face is marred by a slightly large tumor, and a grandmother who wants nothing more than to be with her grandson.  I mean like...  "BE WITH"...  Y'know, like wants to punch the monkey with him...

Links:

Man With 100 Wives

Zimbabwean Band of Rapist Women of Varying Size

Melty Face

Great Grandfather Baby

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Episode 1 - Trangender Nuggets.

In this, the first episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Grant, Jason and Joe discuss how chickens are processed into nuggets, a baby that died but wasn't dead?! A tongue patch that provides enough pain so you stop eating and lose weight, and finally trangender/gender re-assigned relationships.  And somewhere in between a whole lot of idiocy and an Angry Ginger for good measure.  Not bad for our first time with no experience. Comments?  Questions?  Rants?  Raves?  Contact us @ thelastpodcaster@gmail.com or check out our fan page on Facebook. 

Links:

Mechanically Separated Chicken

Baby Jesus

Tongue Patch

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