The Last Podcaster Standing
1 podcast, 3 idiots, an Angry Ginger Kid, and a Google Goddess. The Last Podcaster Standing searches the globe for the bizarre, strange, weird and idiotic headlines, events, and the people in them. Sharing personal stories and "Shootin' The S***" on random topics along the way. Hosted by Grant (The Kilted One ), Jason (The Angry Ginger), Joe (The Sniper), Tom (Mr. Know It All), and Stephanie (The Google Goddess). We talk dirty. We laugh. We don't make up the stories or the headlines, we make fun of 'em! This podcast is RATED M for Mature.

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Kurt Cobain Called, He Wants His Sweater Back!

In this, the 76th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

...It's not the end it's only begi..-Hiatus!

In this episode Mr. Kia has car trouble! TK1 actually has fun! The Sniper wakes the fuck up and gets more Snipes in the Wesley! Ginger helps remember the past but does so using his memory...and G.G. well she's not bored this time! 

The crew pays tribute to you, the loyal listener as well as put on a very fun and engaging show! So for the last time, that's clearly not the last time...or is it? Sit back hit play and listen to #TLPS do what they do best...make you laugh!

Thanks for everything!

The End...

"It's not the end, it's a damn hiatus! H-I-A-T-U-S! -TK1

-AG

Links

Hang On To Your Seat

Clean Up After Your Children

Dead Last Recovery

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 11:19am EDT
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Cinnamon Challenged

In this, the 75th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

TK1, AG and Mr. Kia decide to finally take the "Vegemite Challenge" that's almost a year old now.  The Sniper says "Hell No, it's a texture thing!" and pulls out his phone to do a little video recording! *Video now available via our Youtube channel!* As with everything on TLPS, things go over like you'd expect them too!

Not to be out done by the boys, G.G. decides to one up us and take the "Cinnamon Challenge." What happens in the minutes following maybe one of the scariest and funniest things we've accidentally been associated with!

Links

Steph's Long Lost Sister

Inseminating Squid

Sex With Teddy Bear

Monkey And Frog Video

Octoporn Star

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:50am EDT
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No Fun For Pregnant Nuns

In this, the 74th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Well here we are back again since the last time...we were umm...back again!  All 5 of us.  That is to say, until we are not.  We start off talking about Joe and Tom's trip to the windy city and how they finally let their thirds meet.  Then TK1 decides to warm us all by apologizing to the Fun Sponge for months...or was it years of abuse? Abuse for being a Fun Sponge at being a cheap ass!  Well don't that moment of unapologetic honesty change the way you view the show because then of course we go into headlines.  But it's not the headlines as much as its G.G.'s joke book that takes the show to an all new level of depravity.  Sorry TK1. In the end it's good to know that you and only you will be saved by The Holy Ghost! 

Links

36hr Epic Struggle

Piercing Headache

Titanic II

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 10:06am EDT
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Podcrafting For Weenies

In this, the 73rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The guys (*ahem* and lady, thank you!) discuss a Japanese delicacy that only an asexual man could prepare.  We also speak to each other in the fourth language as only a true Minecraft-ian can! We learn that not only in Minecraft can you build the starship Enterprise, and if you’re willing you can build a relationship too. K.I.A. obviously has a hard time relating to “real” people, but in the Matrix he is “The One.” Especially to Elerain! A few other things are covered as well, like if you’re over 400lbs you’re likely too fat to burn! Movie theater etiquette is discussed as well.  Such as, do you hold seats for people or not? This could get you and your whole family murdered if you answer incorrectly!

It’s good to be back on iTunes! Youre letters were well received! :)

Press Play NOW!!!

Links

Sign of the Apocalypse

Weenie; It's What's For Dinner

Burning Fat

Woman Has "Her Way" With Man

Cat Lady To Put All Other Cat Ladies To Shame

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 3:06pm EDT
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We Get Hijacked

In this, the 72nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Just when we get the show started up...something straight out of an M. Night Shyamalan movie happens! A twist you never saw coming! Something so shocking....OK, not really a big deal.  There is a suprise.  Some may enjoy it...some won't.  Either way, there will be Afterglow envolved! We always do you right, do we not?

Enjoy!

-AG

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT
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A Steady Diet Of Sunlight And Baby Powder

In this, the 71st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Links

Wild Ride In A Wheelchair

Mother Tries To Sell Daughter's Virginity

Sunlight Diet

Baby Pills

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT
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Don't Bring A Sword To A Chainsaw Fight

In this, the 70th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Angry Ginger threatens neighborhood annihilation when his oldest starts having issues with a friend! Unfortunately, he is stopped dead cold in his tracks by the "friend's" Mom! Moving from a Westeria Lane type scandal to another, those of you that listened to our now defunct podcast Ask An American, will be familiar with our friends at B.U.I. (Blogging Under the Influence). We recently guested on their show and during the interview we had a bomb dropped on us! A bomb so loud even Henry Higgins could be heard (clear as day) saying "Holy smacker my potatoes...the gators are getting outta hand"! At the end of the day, it was a misunderstanding and we apologize...well AG does. Mr. Kia will have none of it and kindly picks AG up off the ground after the bus gets done running him over! Thanks TK1...Thanks.

The Google Goddess gives us a little insight to her bedroom antics...let's just say she needs to be restrained! 
In headlines, we discuss another type of neighborhood fight...this one has weapons! Medieval and modern! Once we get past that bloody mess, we move into other type of mess.  This one is all about love though.  The love of a mother and son.  Nothing will cum between them...except the police, and the father!
We also get back to what's important.  Hint: Polygamy and Dendrophillia. And of course he have to bring up the Zombie Apocalypse! It's coming people!  If I were you, I"d grab your kid and run for the tanners!  Wait...What? 
-AG

Links

Casey The Punisher

Blogging Under the Influence Ep. 52 (Ft. TLPS)

Chainsaw vs. Samurai

Mother Makes Sex Tape With Son

Overly-Tanned Mom Makes Up For Under-Tanned Daughter

The Sun: Burning Gingers So We Don't Have To

Washed Cat

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 11:12am EDT
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Into Her Musky Cave

In this, the 69th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Sniper goes to war with the U-Verse! Just as history has proven over and over again, even in times of war you're bound to make love...not war!(With the Cable Guy) Even after falling asleep to elevator music, while waiting for someone named Fred in India to give him assistance with his Interwebs problems, the Sniper stays cool, calm and collected. That is until he doesn't.  I believe a threat involving a booted foot and a sphincter muscle was used as some point!

The Angry Ginger came prepared with plans for The Kilted One to once again get his sexy on! If you listened to the previous episode and still have TK1-moanaphobia then you may be glad that he didn't show up for this episode.  Guess who did though...Mr. Know-it-all! So AG decides to ambush him with a page from a story that would cause the coldest of women to once again flow like a river with an unmeasurable amount of temptation!

Meanwhile... The Sniper waits...

G.G. talks about a contest that's soon to be sweeping the nation...the world even.  An annual "Watching Paint Dry" contest.  So awesome I dare not repeat what I just said about a contest where one actually "Watches Paint Dry"!  Are you F%$#ing kidding me? PAINT DRYING!!!

Meanwhile...The Sniper waits...

Links

Reverend Charles

Swearing Preacher

What Happens When You Don't Listen To Your Kids

Woman Mistaken For Hog; Shot

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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69 Badges of Uncomfortability

In this, the 68th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

...Meanwhile at a local Denny's...

Mr. K.I.A. takes a brief snore inducing moment to let us know about a very "special" lunch outing he partook in last week.  A lunch that filled him with "pride" but left the customers filled with confusion and riddled with bullet holes!  That's right folks, Mr. K.I.A. finally takes his coat off to practice his constitutional right and bares it all! Wait that's not right!  His Arms..He bares his arms...(This gun was made in Grand Rapids Michigan! Shop Smart...Shop S-Mart!) That's not all he shows off, if you know what I mean! *Wink Wink* Over a nice warm plate of "Moons Over My Hammy" he and a group of young guns talk the smell of gun powder in the morning, a good tight grip and keeping your weapon in it's holster. "Thank You Tom"! -TK1

Now, to those of you who are true TLPS listeners and have bought the TLPS App (available now via itunes and Google Marketplace) you will remember a few weeks ago in the Afterglow show that we had discussed TK1's wife having to have a few "Something, Somethings" removed. Well, after 17 hours and 9 pints of blood and almost loosing her twice to our maker (if that's what you believe) she survived and TK1 brings us the story.

A few other things to mention before I leave you to you and your special play button (on your listening device, perverts!) We also discuss a married listener and her fetish for other men! Well, lets be honest she's only fond of the man because the Penis hasn't become Self Aware yet! YET! Though in her defense she has been taken over by the Evil known to man as "The Octopu$$y"!

Also, making his second appearance on the show, sitting next to The Google Goddess, is her man from across the pond @nerfspur or could he possibly be "London Boy"? Love is on the line as we sort out the details of the sordid tale.

We also hit on such noble topics like virgin porn watching with a hint of irony. The irony being his wife...wait I've said! to much!  Question for ya. Are the rules of rape different if you're into the sex for currency? and Why can't high school kids bring porn stars to the prom anyway?

Those and other "Hot Button" Issues all in the palm of your hand! So put on your brightest smile for your in dash cam...spit shine you're badge and turn on the police siren because TLPS is breaking the Law!

-AG

Links

Man Watches Porn; Finds Wife

Officer Caught By Own Dash Cam

Sub Teaches Student To Cover Love Bite

Veet Reviews

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 9:28am EDT
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Robotussin: The Cure For Autism

In this, the 67th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Before getting to a very important listener submitted voice mail, we sit down to discuss our feelings! Not our own mind you, just the neighborhood squirrel's.  Yes Squirrels!  So the question on every one's mind is...Do they have feelings? TK1 shares a story with us that would make even the hardest of criminals cry! Hell, I heard that the Lifetime Network in conjunction with The Animal Planet have green lit a 12 hour mini-series on this event! I'm betting that male birth control will be handed out like candy before our very own Sniper sheds a tear though...He's a wall of emotion let me tell you!

In other news, we travel across time and space to find the perfect piña colada mix!  Check this out...in the future chicks just wear it on there faces! You know...like a money shot! Yeah even in the future some women are still whores...but they smell good! Just don't call them any dirty names, they've got attitudes about that kind of thing! We actually saw one "facially challanged-smell pretty" use a mans testicles as a stress ball and he was just asking for directions!  Don't worry, we had Mr. Know-It-All with us so we didn't need to ask for a thing! Though we did run into his future self. He's still the same, except he's taken on a new hobby....Peeing on office furniture! I know what your thinking...it's good to see that he turned out normal! 

Also we hear from a couple who got themselves involved in a scam...or maybe they were the scam! To make a long story short, there's a Nigerian Prince, a couple of over weight autistic women and robot named Tussin. Oh and I can't forget the possible dead horse without a name!!! Listen, I make sh*t up for a living and even I'm not this good...so it's gotta be true right?  Right?

Well, the only way to find out is click on that play button and listen to the episode.  So I'll leave you to it then.

-Angry Ginger

Links

New Male Birth Control

On-again, Off-again Scrotum

Farm Bureau Employee Fired For Marking Territory

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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Empowering Lot Lizards At 80mph

In this, the 66th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Hello and welcome back to another fun filled edition of TLPS!  Buckle up for safety listeners! In case you haven't learned your lesson yet, and unless you're riding shotgun on the bang bus, then most likely you're not protected from G.G. and her fine motor skills! I'm not going to go into detail here because, lets be honest, if I did you wouldn't feel the need to push play on that cute little MP3 device of yours! But I will say that she reveals yet again that she gets hit from behind so hard, it's very possible that she lost her anal hymen! If she still had it...Filthy lot lizard!

The Angry Ginger quickly remembers something, and before forgetting it, he announces that he once heard of a contest about "Load Shooting"! Yeah, that kind of load...  After listening back I have to say "I WAS WAY OFF"! but our Google Goddess does come up with some surprising numbers!  After that mess,  G.G. makes a call to her Mom and once again proves that she was never loved growing up!

In Headlines, The Sniper brings 2 stories that he's very proud of, and he actually read them before hand! Mr. K.I.A. actually read his before hand as well but almost has a mental breakdown when he discovers that the article has been changed with out his consent.

So now is the time to strap on your "Willy Warmers", stroke your pet "Guinea Pig" that you can't live without, and throw another "Foot" on the fire! It's time to grab your favorite book "How to make R---(unwanted sex) Positive"! It's powerful stuff!  If you're not into reading all that much, just get the audio book.  It's read by our very own Sniper! Before you do that...push play and listen to this podcast!

Links

Hey Dog, Mind Getting That For Me

Get Your Penis Warmers

Don't Take My Guinea Pig

Man Cut's Off Own Foot To Prevent Self From Working

Police Sergeant Caught In Own Sting

Bouncing Baby

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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An 8 Ball Of Premasticated Podcast

In this, the 65th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

While not trying to beat around the bush so to speak, TK1 and The Sniper do just that as they have come up with a new method of pleasing The Angry Ginger's Wife during climax!  Actually, to be completely honest, all they want him to do is holler something at that pinnacle moment! AG, with the help of the crew, decide to literally (yes literally) break down what exactly could be going on inside and out during that special "feel good moment".  Also, the gender of Ginger's new baby is revealed and he almost shows why his first name is in fact "ANGRY"!

After that special lifetime movie G.G. decides it would be a great idea to chew our food for us so we don't choke on it...or is it our words? Either way 2 dogs and a Granny get in the way and after a few words we decide to head out into the forest and do the only thing we know how to do to end an argument!  GET HIGH ON CRACK! I'm not going to say who brought the 8 ball but once we cash in our earnings from the biggest lottery jackpot in history we decide that we'll keep this show around for you listeners...but only if we can kill some crackheads on our off hours!  Through tears as big as horse turds for some of us, we devise a plan that is so genius that we immediately move on to talk about "The Angry Dragon" and how skillful the female must be to pull this method of pleasure off! Let's just say it gives new meaning to "popping the top"! It also causes TK1 to remove himself from the show so he could kindly toss his lunch up like a bulimic with a new modeling contract!

In other news, we talk a little more "TLPS Camping" and what would happen if one of us got a poisonous bite on our wee wee! G.G. being the Hoover that she is, quietly agrees to solve this issue while the guys try to convince a certain Boy Scout that there could be a merit badge involved. There always is!

Enough teasing, you know the drill Press PLAY, hop on Twitter and start yapping away with us! Don't forget to rate and leave a comment on iTunes! If you do...we'll remind you!

-Angry Ginger

Links

Very Lucky/Unlucky Man 1  Very Lucky/Unlucky Man 2

Henry Ziegland

Feed Your Baby Bird

80 MPH Video

Man Shoots Dogs And Wife For Poop

Althea's Milk Carton

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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A Ginger Kid And The Mentally Challenged Walk Into A Bar...

In this, the 64th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

It looks like Mr. Know-It-All, our resident pedantic fun sponge, is looking to achieve some new merit badges!  That's right, it's about that time for #TLPS to plan their annual "ROAD TRIP"!  Several destinations come up...nothing is set in stone.  But it does look like the gang is going to head into the woods and pitch a tent, kill some squirrels and tell some scary stories over a campfire! Can you imagine a ginger in the woods with a bear?! Ginger does needs a new floor mat!  Speaking of Gingers, we also discuss gingers and those who dare to pick on them!  Bullying is the name of the game.  Don't do it for two reasons people! #1 it's just not right...#2 It'll get your soul taken!

Cue Musical Transition!

We round out the episode by having a chat with friend of the show @Deac273 among many things discussed, having a "twisted" bodyguard to keep you safe on a train! He may be clinically insane but he'll have a muffin with you while you try to decide where to hide! We also touch on bullying again because Deac is a ginger as well! Sh*t's about to get deep people!

Also, we have a feel good story of the week!  That's right Ladies and Gents, mark this on your calendar.  We actually do good by someone this week.  Well for us anyway!

As always folks, you know what to do! Grab your back pack, make sure you've got stuff for s'mores and plenty of booze because it's time to share a tent with #TLPS!

-Angry Ginger

Links

Rutgers Hate Crime Update

Suicide By Chainsaw

Need TP For My Bunghole

Father Of The Year

Motley Crue - Same Ol' Situation (Where's Grant)

Homeless Wi-Fi Hot Spots

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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TLPS Presents: Monster Trucks, Monster Moms, And a Monster TWIST

In this, the 63rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Back by popular demand! Ladies and Gentleman, whether you love him or hate him (we know you all enjoy him), I give you Mr. Nick TWIST!

Hopefully everyone has paid their cellphone bills, because it's going to take some crazy state to state calling to find our friend TWIST!  So crazy in fact, that it will take not one podcaster but two to help find TWIST who is lost in New York City! This man could make Batman hang up the cape and just hang out in the bat cave for the night.  Also, a couple of moms in a McDonald's playland start talking smack about who's kid "pimp slapped" whose kid first! That's a job for Batman! But instead, TK1 and The Angry Ginger have a go at it. We on the other hand get to deal with TWIST! Let me just say that dealing with TWIST is like trying to decipher the many levels of Inception! Especially when you're not even going off first hand knowledge!

Before we deal with that though, we discuss a few things that happened on our Saturday! We interviewed and hung out on the podcast "The Nothing But Show", but if you ask our resident Goddess she'll "Say Anything" to f**k it up! The Sniper did not attend this interview because he had better plans(riiiiight). Shockingly, he couldn't find any small critters to kill so he did the next best thing. He put on the big tires and crushed a few cars! Figuratively speaking, that is!

Anyway, the phone's ringing...It's getting noisy...Why don't you leave the area you're in, come down the 12 steps, and press play now! Oh, and don't forget to kill the doorman and find a place to take a piss! Even if you do it right in front of a nice fancy restaurant or a seedy back alley!

-Angry Ginger

Links

All The Cool Girls Are Lesbians

Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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Hookers And High Hopes

In this, the 62nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

TK1 discusses how great the lighting was at Mr. Kia's wedding, how excited he is for his wife to try new meat, and he finds further proof to build his case for Ginger's Pregnancy Fetish! (That doesn't exist!)

Moving on over to the Land of Confusion.  We discuss Ginger's days as a bartender tending bar at a bar that wasn't the bar that he tended at but rather tending a bar that he got paid at...and tended at.  Though he did tend bar at the bar he didn't tend at when he wasn't getting paid to tend bar!  Everyone understand that? Good! *Deep Breath* You can find KIA out back by the dumpster looking for a bar of his own...and eating more crickets!

I don't want to give too much away folks but lets just say that after we leave the Land of Confusion, we head on over the Crazy House for another brief story (like we've ever told a brief story before.)  All I can say is her name is Tiffany, but I've never seen a Tiffany that had a 100% chance of having a penis!  Did you read that right?  A Penis? 

If HOOKERS ever had HIGH HOPES then this one lost hers about 3 decades ago in the back seat of a used 1978 Nova.  With that said, if you cross this b**ch, She'll F%$*ING kill you!

-Angry Ginger

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Tainted Yogurt Update

Half Dome Vid

You Thought Cathoilics Were Pedophiles...

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Playground Treasures And Wedding Balls

In this, the 61st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Can you hear the church bells ringing?  He did it, Mr. Know-it-all married the Ninja! After exactly 50 episodes (See: Episode 11: This Robot I Thee Wed) K.I.A. is now a married man. Which after further review from the TLPS "Extensive Research Division" we have come to the conclusion that the poor Ninja now has nothing to live for!  K.I.A. you made her life and ended it all with two simple words. "I Do!" Now the question remains...the one on every listeners mind.  "Did he do the deed?" LISTEN HERE TO FIND OUT! (And then wonder if prior to posting this episode: "Did The Ninja actually make him remove/edit his answer?!"

Also, the Ninja took not one set of balls that night but two!  All because "Friend of the Show" @NIck_Twist wanted to say congratulations and the Angry Ginger was either Smart enough or dumb enough to try and make this happen!  Legends have been born for daring to do less people! Either way it was something that The Kilted One dared not watch! Balls of Steel!

We also interview a listener who can shoot the wings off a fly before the blink of an eye! If that's not enough we move into headlines and quickly turn a poor kids misfortune into a much worse sounding circumstance!  Hey, it's sort of what we do on The Last Podcaster Standing! Equal opportunity offenders and all! It's just for laughs people...if you like to laugh then do what so many have done before you...Click Play and become a #TLPS FAN

-Angry Ginger

Links

Girl Finds Gum On Playground

UK Firefighters Not Allowed To Rescue

Smallest Geezer

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All In Need Of Therapy

In this, the 60th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

TK1 experiences some phone issues that lead him to a whole new level in whoring out this podcast! (We are so proud.) Then he and The Angry Ginger again try to find common ground among "Rainbows and Unicorns."  The Sniper returns from his squirrel  hunting sabbatical to learn he was left behind during the "Cadillac Test Drive" from last week!  G.G. decides to take us all for another spin.  We are then shocked to find out G.G. has had some recent health scare...though The Sniper and I are assured that any issue has been aborted!...or were we? Hell, I could be making this whole thing up!

Speaking of phone issues we decide tonight, during our recording, would be as good a night as any to fill G.G.'s "Parent Class Taking" Mom in on her health issue...good or bad! Make sure you call your Mom and tell her you love her before you press play!

Speaking of which..."YOU GUYS READY TO SHOOT THE SH*T?"

*A REMINDER* If you're a BIG #TLPS fan don't forget to purchase the APP and listen to the "Bonus Content" that goes with this and several other episodes. 

-AG

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Two Bottles Of Wine And A Cadillac Ride To Neverland

In this, the 59th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Google Goddess decides it's "Lush-time" and downs not one but 2 bottles of cheap gas station wine! (She's going to kill me for saying that!) She then slurs through her movie going experience not once...but twice! Apperently Harry Potter got hot! Anyways, while she yammers on about the love of her life she pulls out a Cadillac.  Yes to a Goddess these things are handheld!  We then get into an argument about the worth of said Cadillac...I still say it's more like a Honda!  Either way it get's her little man rowing like an Ivy League Vet! "Koonta has been replaced!"

TK1 and Ginger get into an argument of "I'll Parent Your Kid, You Parent Your Kid" and somewhere in there Peter Pan, Twilight and Tub Pooping is discussed.  The Sniper takes a week off due to a Squirrel hunting injury and Mr. K.I.A. is pleased as punch that he may no longer be the most hated man in this podcast...at least to our genetically challenged fellow podcaster with a nipple-stache and an affection for Nerf Herders!

As always, it's about that time for you to grab your Mike & Ike's sit down next to the potential movie going lesbians and put your shush faces on....and of course Press Play for TLPS!

-Angry Ginger

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Cup Of Joe

In this, the 58th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The gang discuss their love of animals.  Some of us turn into Ace Venture or Snow White...while others like to go the Elmer Fudd route and just kill em! I'll give you one guess on who's who.  When the animals and guns are put away there seems to be a lot of late night picture sharing on Twitter. The Sniper investigates and fills us in with his findings.  Let's just say our Goddess has a nasty past... 

In other news, Mr. Know-It-All gives us a small wedding update.  The Angry Ginger shares not 1 but 2 "Crazy House" stories!  1 of them is sure to leave you in stitches!  I wish I could show you the video folks! Find me on Twitter and maybe I'll share it with you via E-mail!

Like always, it's time to press play!  But before you do...why don't you have the Sniper get you a hot cup of coffee.  Courtesy of him and his"....."

-AG

Links

Camel Spiders

Mutants Aren't Humans

Grandma's Got The Herp

Pig In Cop Decal'

Smooth Groove

Manpons

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Squirrel Huntin' In Hickory

In this, the 57th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Sniper leads a hunting class on "Urban Squirrel Warfare" and at the same time gives a cooking class on squirrel stew! "Tastes like chicken!"  The guys discuss their weekend which involved Mr. Kia's bachelor party, a comedy club, and podcasting follies! TK1 says "I love you!" in the Men's bathroom! The Google Goddess gets educated on porn stars and the bleaching of the bungholes!...and so much more.

You did catch that it was Mr. Kia's bachelor party right?  Ohhhh... the stories we have for you!

NOTICE *No hookers were killed before, during, or after the making of this podcast*

-Angry Ginger

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No Semen For You

Smuggling Gold In The Poop Shoot

No Cougars In Utah

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TK1 Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's Nest

In this, the 56th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Once we are all introduced...it doesn't take long to get back into the swing of things.  TK1 has returned, and it's obvious everyone here was ready to have a good time.  So much I can write about for this episode but why spoil it!  Let's just get to listening! Strap on your TK1 Super Fan Kilt, pull out your comb, start stroking that porn-stashe, and don't forget to rub ointment on your hemorrhoids, because it's time to click play and laugh your a$$ off! Unless it's too painful...You know ,because of the hemorrhoids!:-)

-AG

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What Came First? The Cripple Or The Egg?

In this, the 55th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing:

I'll be real quick here...You're going to want to get to this episode A.S.A.P.!

Mr. Know-It-All wakes up to a Zombie Apocalypse!  The Ninja is in full panic mode! She's ready to whip some "Walking Dead" A$$! Ginger runs into Uncle Danny. He likes to swear! He says it's uncontrollable, but I'm not so sure...has a huge f**king problem with Bob Saget!  Look him up on YouTube...Thank me later d*mn it!  

Later that night we all meet up at our favorite hang out, "Dragon Happy Cocktail Hour" or is it "Cocktail Dragon Happy Hour"?  Either way, don't ask Ginger, because that f***** can't remember sh*t! At least not in the order it goes in!  Two guys are sitting at the bar discussing the different types of items they've actually WILLINGLY put up their a$$es!  Let's just say one of them vibrates and the other kills people!  Feeling the need to quickly distance ourselves from these guys before we end up in the back of the bar placing bets as to who can get a toolbox up their a$$ the farthest. The fellas (and Goddess) relocate...they soon find themselves in the back corner of the bar.  Near the ice machine.  You know the machine that makes a sh*t ton of noise and attracts a lot of the employees who may need to use this noisy machine for purposes of helping the patrons get drunk.  Yeah we got stuck by that machine!  Speaking of DRUNK... We start talking to a couple of fellas.  These guys also happen to be fellow podcasters.  They live in the D.C. area but they're huge in Australia!  Or at least one of their d*cks is!  (I don't know!)  Anyway, what happens in these next couple of hours are the stuff of dreams...or nightmares depending on what side of the f**ked up fence you like to see yourself on.  We here at The Last Podcaster Standing pride ourselves on the f**king insane and down right silly s*** we can get our feet stuck in!  Let's just say this bar has a very sticky floor...and a wheelchair ramp!

It's gonna be a late night, you better start a campfire and bring some marshmallows.  It's going to get "eventful" up in here!

-Angry Ginger

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Tourette's Guy

Pain In The A$$ Gun

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I Put My Penis In A Mouse

In this, the 54th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing:

Alright, listen up, Maggots! General Westpointe here!  Seems like we've got some punks here we have to deal with this week!  One of you b**tards seems to have a little Hannibal Lecter in ya! Chewing on your ladies face like a dog on scraps? What's the matter son, you run outta meatballs? And you! Yeah YOU!  I hear you have a chubby in your pants and a bit of an affection toward some ink on your d*ck!  What's wrong with you son?  Mamma make you watch to many "Fat Lady Pornos" where she swallows down the money shot with a whole pizza? I bet you wish Dadda was still sticking it sideways through your back door in the back shed don't ya, son?  You're gonna when I'm through with ya!  Who else do we have here?  Looks like we've got a narcotics dealer in our group of lonely podcasters!  What are you dealing? Coke, crack or c*ck? What? Viagra? Looks like we've got another Bob Dole pencil pushing pu$$y looking for the easy way out!  F**K!

All of you on your knees and pull out your custom made knee pads...It's gonna be a long night of "Would You Rather?" First up in this lovely game...Bear trap or Mouse trap...Here's how it works: You get your leg in the big one or your d*ck in the small one! Except you with the pirate c*ck!  No leg for you! You all got 2 minutes to decide!

Before this night is over, you're going to be singing a new song I just made up!..."I Put My Penis In A Mouse"...Top 40 hit for sure.  SING IT NOW!!! SING IT NOW!!!!

-AG (Yeah, I'm working on my issues)

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Woman Gets Too Nosy, Man Helps

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The Diaries Of ... AND FRANK

In this, the 53rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

In this fast paced episode we cover a lot of ground.  Ground that needs to be covered, such as how long would it take for G.G.'s cats to eat her dead body if she were to die today.  After that moving story, we travel on down the road to a friend's house. Several friend's houses to be exact!  Well, one friend inhabited by her own friends...sometimes they're friends...I think?  Anyway, before we get there, we stop for a much needed rest at a hotel.  We're just looking for a good night's rest but after grabbing a bite to eat we find ourselves at a rave.  Not just any rave mind you, but a rave for emo kids! (I'll give you a minute to ponder on what that would be like) *DING* Ok, the next morning we wake up, pull the d**k out (Don't ask) and find ourselves getting a move on while a double rainbow and the "Bear Nation" hop inside the hotel pool for a fun, dare I say gay...GAY family photo! I dared!

At Frank's (the friend with friends) you may know her from Twitter.  Yes, I said her name is Frank. @JstCallMeFrank to be exact.  She goes by Frank cuz he's the boss.  Frank likes to play the board game CLUE and boy does she take that game literally! Literally? (Yes K.I.A.) When she's not hanging out in the library with a noose and shiv to shank a mother f**ker, she likes to work on her blog.  She writes about some cool sh*t.  Living with Multiple Personality Disorder, traveling, and SEX! Good girl she is!  She also has a boyfriend who apparently is a part time security guard.  He protects her...when he's not getting violated by the boss! Ha, I kid.  (Knock, Knock) SH*T! GOTTA RUN!

You know the drill, push play, laugh till your stomach hurts, call a friend....rinse and repeat!

-AG

Links

600 LB Woman In Akron

Not The Baby You Wanted For Christmas

Ticket, Dinner, and a Movie. Or Not.

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Fuzzy Trumps Dyke

In this, the 52nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

*WARNING!  This Episode May Contain Actual Voice Recordings From "Supernatural Cherries & Fuzzy"*

While starting the show Mr. Know It All, The Sniper and Angry Ginger notice they are not one, but two hosts short of a full podcast basket.  Knowing that The Kilted One is still "Missing" they decide to hunt down the Google Goddess!  Where do they find that her? Laying under some "Punch Drunk Puppet F**ker" who's feeding her BOOZE and promises of "A Filthy Hot Tub Screamer"!  Whatever that means! Mr. K.I.A. lays down the law! (or is that a TLPS APP EXCLUSIVE?) Pay up or give her back! Good job K.I.A.

Once things get settled down to normal, or as normal as this darn show can get.  We tell some stories. Seems G.G. has no luck with homeless men, they're always getting snotty with her.  Speaking of luck, she may be enjoying the good life as an International Teabag Taste Tester but luck really runs her way in the women's bathroom at work.  Let's just say, when she's not drawing blood, she may be laying some carpet!

Over at the Crazy House, Ginger get's a visit from his #1 and #2 "Crazies" and decides to pull out the iPhone and put this on record for the first time ever!  You will not be disappointed!

Also Mr. Kia gives us a lesson in "The Law".  What else is new right?  Well this one has flying dead body parts and we also have a tragic story about a NOT so super model and an airplane...If she were SUPER she's still be able to get excited about all the cool 3D movies coming out! Now it's only pirate movies for her!

This is only the tip of the iceberg! "Smell ice can ya"? So like always, sit down, buckle up and press play because this sh*t's about to get "Crazy"!  For Real!

-AG

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Train Suicide Lawsuit

Stay Away From Propellers

Call Me A Cab

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