In this, the 12th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing

“Shooting The S#!t” this week, The Ninja joins the guys to provide her perspective on Mr. KIA's marriage proposal, Mr. Kia updates his condom story from episode 10, and a teacher is suspended for stating the obvious about her students.

In Headlines, 3 students give teachers justification to badmouth them whenever they want or kick them in the nuts at the very least. How far would you go to get out of the military? Would you be willing to prove your a "bottom"? Maury Povich pays a girl $500 to violate her probation, a woman reports her daughter was kidnapped to the police that are standing right next to her daughter, and criminals pay $40 to rob a gun store. 

 "The Male Sack" holds a question from listener Steph Eloi (also known as The Google Goddess) about a stalker she calls the Creepy Creeper. The mere mention of the word "creeper" gives Mr. KIA a nerdgasm and he becomes compelled to gush about minecraft. Yeah! (Insert sarcasm here)

Also discussed from the sack:

1. How much $ would you need to get in order to star in an adult film that no one knows you did and would never find out? How much if all your friends, family, and co-workers knew? 

2. Let's say you are in the mountains of Afghanistan and you stuble across Osama Bin Laden all alone and weaponless. You have a loaded gun with you. What do you do? Do you shoot him on site or do you apprehend him and take him with you so that he can be brought to justice by our government.

3. And finally, we briefly talk about one of our new favorite websites: GETOFFENDED.COM While we do them no justice with our quick mention, this site has some of the best and most humorous swag we've ever seen. Cleavland Steamer? Yea, they have that. Donkey Punch? Yea, they have that. Blumpkins? What kind of site would it be without it? Hats, shirts, panties, bumper stickers, sweat shirts, books, and more. They have it all. If you're not easily offended, this site is for you, if you are easily offended, eat a chode! and GO GETOFFENDED.COM

You guys should know they did not pay us, they did not give us permission, they don't even know who we are. We just really like their site, and we use a lot of the terms/phrases THEY invented. And you probably do to. Check out their Glossary Of Perversion and buy one for us while your there! If we get one we'll read from it each podcast. Hiny hint wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more...

Links:

Stolen Condom Update

Nut Dunkin' Students

Turkish Show, Tell and Demonstrate

Today on Maury: I'm Violating My Probabtion

Dine And Ditch Your Daughter

Here's $40. Now Give Me Your Money

GetOffended.com

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Bottoms Up!

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In this, the 11^th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

“Shooting The S#!t” this week, the guys discuss various aspects of marriage. From proposals to prenups and some shades of grey inbetween.

Mr. KIA himself starts this weeks podcast off with the announcement of his impending marriage and the proposal that's gonna get him there. This leads the other 3 guys to recollect their own proposal stories. Set expectations low, however, as none of the stories are as exciting or funny as Mr. KIA's. Shortly after this romantic strip down memory lane, TK1 attempts to move into headlines, but Mr. KIA has other plans for him. Nefarious plans! And what pray tell are those plans you may ask? To teach TK1 a lesson. Yes, that's right, Mr. KIA sets out to set TK1 straight after TK1 offends and upsets him a week prior to the podcast. Although, as you will hear many times over (if you haven't fallen asleep, skipped ahead, or had “same difference” post traumatic stress flashbacks) TK1 CLEARLY states how he was wrong, apologizes for jumping the gun, interrupting, and making assumptions. Which was a clear attempt by TK1 to avoid the whole nasty business. But, alas, an apology, a concession and an admission of fault is no good to Mr. KIA unless he can embarrass you and make you feel stupid in general in front of LOTS of people rather than in private. Guess who those LOTS of people are? That's right you the lucky listeners! Woo hoo! You may be asking why not just edit this out of the podcast? Why bore and alienate we the listeners with this drivel? 'Cause this is real life b*tches! We fight, we argue, we don't get along sometimes, we offend, and we hurt each others “feelings”. For all the s*** Tom gets for being a Vulcan robot devoid of emotions, this was an obvious emotional outburst (we new he had them!). Mind you it was driven by revenge, spite, anger, frustration and malice, but hey, they're emotions to aren't they? So why not keep it on the record. Besides, by the end of it he had taught TK1 a very valuable lesson. And now TK1 knows... Don't assume, don't interrupt, don't blather to other people, but mostly, don't piss off Mr. KIA. And knowing is half the battle. High 5?

In Headlines, a bank robber is foiled by magic words, an amputee proves he is not the sum of his parts, and a man gets mad because his beer goggles lied to him. And finally in the news, for one soon to be incarcerated man, “everything but the kitchen sink” takes on a whole new meaning. 30 IS the magic number!

In our new segment “The Male Sack” (at least new for this week), the guys field these questions from emails submitted by listeners, fans, followers, and stalkers.

1. “On Valentines Day my girlfriend was giving me a B.J. She puked on me while doing it, and now she wants to do it again. Now what do I do?!”

2. “What podcasts do you guys listen to besides your own?”

3. “Will you ever include a telephone guest on your show?”

4. “If the world were going to end in 1 year, what would each of you do for the next 365 days?”

5. “How much $ would you need to be guaranteed to have32CC breast implants inserted into your body and kept for exactly 1 year?”

6. “How much $ would you need to be guaranteed to have any 1”x1” tattoo added to your face. You get to pick the tattoo, but it has to be in blue or black ink”

***SPECIAL THANKS this week to ALL of our Twitter followers who have helped promote/distribute the podcast, which in turn has helped it grow.  Some of these people include, but are not limited to: @StephEloi (The Google Goddess), @nerdygirlpc (Nerd Extraordinaire), @Mich_1987 (London Bridges), @ditzywoo, @Gustosapien (Check out his you tube channel, funny s***!), @mabeline12, @BeckySpldng, (J.J Jameson), @dixidiamond, @Starry Towers, @DearOccupant, @outerlmitz, @Dangerfacex, @Sombodyfunny, @Kellyyy_F, @thatTravisBow, @chrisa7x6661, @Getoffendedcom (One of the best websites we've cum across!)***

Hugs and Kisses on all your pink parts!

Links:

We Don't Accept Robberies After 7pm

One-Armed Bada$$

Crikey! You're Not A Woman!

Anal Repository

Mustache Study

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A mustache a day keeps the doctor away.

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In this the 10th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

We have decided to let YOU the listener, do the write up. The write up can be as long or short as necessary to provide a brief overview and tease of the episode. So have at it! Have a go at us! Send your write up to thelastpodcaster@gmail.com. After 1 week, we will post the best submission into this space as the "official write up". If we have not received one within that time... That would suck... Then I would have to do it... And you can read how well that's worked out so far... So write something already and send it to us! - TK1

So here it is! The one (AS IN LITERALLY "1") submission for our write up contest! Which means an instant win by default for The Google Goddess. Thanks Steph.

P.s. I added to it...

***SPECIAL THANKS this week to ALL of our Twitter followers who have helped promote/distribute the podcast, which in turn has helped it grow.  Some of these people include, but are not limited to: @StephEloi (The Google Goddess), @ditzywoo, @nerdygirlpc, @Mich_1987 (London Bridges), @BeckySpldng, @dixidiamond, @Starry Towers, @GingerLove148, @DearOccupant, @douchef*** (Check his blog out, this dude can write), @Gustosapien, @DjRoKMuZiK, @mabeline12, @outerlmitz, @niksmyth, @CalebHolland,...And the list goes on and on and on and on...***

HEADLINE Links:

Killer Text Message

Survivor: Kindergarten

Rubber Theif

Judicial Abstinence

V-Steam

Wannabe Grandmother

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Four idiots in your ear is better than four idiots in your bush.

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Not much of a write up here. We asked for listeners and fans to send in questions for our first listener supported episode. Wanna know who we are? What's our origin story? This is the episode you can get these answers. Wanna hear about the threesome in a Dublin stripclub? How 'bout a proposed threesome by a podcaster and his wife? This episode has that to! All wrapped into a convenient hour that some may consider funny and revealing, while others consider it dryer than a popcorn fart. WHICH is why we recorded another hour, that we like to call Episode 10.

Episode 10 "The Prince Of Gay Porn: Camo Condoms, C0(k Rings, and Cooter Steams" will be available Monday, Feb. 14th. Unless by miracle we get such a demand by way of downloads for episode 9.5, that I am forced to publish it tomorrow night! Hint hint wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more...

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In this, the 9^th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The guys return to the studio for the first time since the last time.  Which just so happens to be last week.  When they recorded episode 8...  In that time, they have made a few fans and lost a few fans and they expect this week to be no different.  Updates this week include, but are not limited to, Gingers Job #2 story from last week, the lion tacos being removed from the menu, and The Kilted ones addiction to KFC gravy.  Intervention is sorely needed with him. The Kilted one challenges Mr. Know It All and wins by a slight margin.  Look for/listen to, that apology coming up in episode 10!  The Sniper, The Ginger and Mr. Know It All gang up on The Kilted One for being old.  Which compared to them, he is.  And in the longest segment, the guys tackle their first email advice request sent in by a listener who is struggling in her relationship.  Will she be a fan after the segment has ended?  Will you?   It should be noted that both the intro and the outro music were chosen solely and specifically for this segment, the Flaming Canuck and her Barber.   It should also be noted that Mr. Know It All had no knowledge (hmm... know it all) whatsoever of either song. That makes the Kilted One feel REALLY old.   And finally, the Sniper closes out the show and general banter with the best summation of a story yet! Nice shot Snipes, nice shot.  Blue waffles all around!

In Headlines, dentistry gets dirty, the US/Mexico border plays catch with one another, and The Angry Ginger makes us all blue in the face.  Just another day behind the mics.

***Special thanks this week to all of our Twitter followers, especially  those on "THE LIST", you all know who you are.  Yes I'm writing about you... Your support, banter, and promotion is appreciated and it also increases the Gingers ever expanding harem. 

Until next week...

Links:

Lion Taco Update

Busty Dentist

High Flying Drugs

Blue Waffle (NSFW)  SEXUALLY EXPLICIT. WARNING! VERY SEXUALLY GRAPHIC! You've been warned.

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Dumb news is good news.

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