The Last Podcaster Standing
1 podcast, 3 idiots, an Angry Ginger Kid, and a Google Goddess. The Last Podcaster Standing searches the globe for the bizarre, strange, weird and idiotic headlines, events, and the people in them. Sharing personal stories and "Shootin' The S***" on random topics along the way. Hosted by Grant (The Kilted One ), Jason (The Angry Ginger), Joe (The Sniper), Tom (Mr. Know It All), and Stephanie (The Google Goddess). We talk dirty. We laugh. We don't make up the stories or the headlines, we make fun of 'em! This podcast is RATED M for Mature.

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TLPS Squared

On this, the 51st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Listen up Mother F#%kers!  This podcast has some history! Not only does it have a blast from the past co-host The Kilted One, It also has the host of another podcast.  A podcast that took the time to listen to our silly little show and give it a review.  The outcome?  Well, if you've listened to Episode 37: The Pedantic Fun Sponge you'll know what the outcome was...and the true origin of Mr. Know-It-All's new title! 

Andrew Johnston is the host of Podcast Squared and after the (Glowing?) review that we played for you in episode 37, we were invited as guests on his show. What could have been a train wreck of epic proportions, turned into a pretty solid episode.  Hey, if anyone is willing to "toe to toe" or "Rowe V.S. Wade" rather, with Tom (The Pedantic Fun Sponge) is alright in our books!  So hold on to your a$$ and pray no one decides to sue you for the right for it or the right to take it...or the right to...You know what?  I don't give a f***, a s*** or a damn even!  Is Damn a swear word anymore? 

Push play and listen to this son of b**ch will ya!  Don't forget to pull out your pen and paper to keep tally on the foul language used in this episode!  Joe and Andrew did.....Can you guess who lost?  All bets are on the Ginger!  (F**king Racism!)

Back to you Andrew, you BLEEPING BEEP sucker!

-Angry Ginger

Links

Podcast Squared

Ask An American

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT
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Radioactive Ginger Sperm And Christmas Stuff

In this, the 50th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Mr. Know-it-all decides to "Shoot the Sh$t" about a couple of guys the NINJA works with who may or may not be Broke Back Hunting!  See, what starts off as an innocent weekend away with the guys turns into a pretty poisonous situation!   Let's just say they both went home with a rash and an itch to be quiet about what happens in the woods!  Apparently word gets out in the wooded community and the deer come from all over the place to poke fun at the would-be hunter!  Not only does he stick around for the itchy and scratchy show, but he decides to get his hump on with the family pet!  How's that for rubbing it in your face?

In other news, but before we get to the real news...The Google Goddess got all pilled up before the show!  She says it was to help her with her breathing but we're pretty sure it was to give us dirty looks all night and not laugh at much of what we had to say!  We kindly asked her to remove her tampon that was clearly in sideways, but she instead started shooting cannon balls at our faces!  This is not a lie nor a myth!  Stating the facts here people!

As always, there is so much to say...but lets face it, you'd rather just hit play and here us tell funny f$*king stories about crazy a$$ people doing crazy a$$ things who may or not live in crazy a$$ houses! 

So why don't you just sit back, relax, grab a girl and do her while your watching a Disney show!

Press Play MO Fackers!

-Angry Ginger

Links

Mixing Meth In Walmart

Bleach Fiiiight!!

Bra And Panties Party (For 3rd Graders, Don't Get Excited)

Mythbusters Woopsie

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Retard Strong

In this, the 49th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Google Goddess pulls out a story from back in the day about witnessing a "Mentally Handicapped" person who goes on a Donkey Kong like rampage at a bowling alley.  He's told repeatedly by his "Keeper" (Thanks for that one Sniper) that it's time to go HOME!  What happens next is unspeakable! (See Episode photo)  Now G.G. says she was out with her "At the time Boyfriend" but the guys (Angry Ginger, The Sniper and Mr. Know-It-All) come to the conclusion that this may have been a family reunion of sorts...and there may have been CLOWNS involved! Heh! Those crazy mountain folk sure do know how to have some fun.

Also, the Angry Ginger gets uncomfortable at "The Crazy House" as love is not needed anymore by an estranged couple!...Meanwhile love isn't wanted but money sure is for another couple!  Well...perhaps the first time is free!?

Click PLAY!

-Angry Ginger

Links

Toenail Removal (video)

Ginger Seal

Election Typo

Shooting At Segways

Don't Hand Over Your Info Before You Shoplift

Help A Brother Out

Urinal Games

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Wake Up With A Little Cock-A-Doodle-Do

In this, the 48th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing:

While taking a trip down memory lane, The Sniper decides to drop a "Dirty Bomb" in the car as he pulls into the gas station to grab a pop.  He doesn't say a word; pretty sure he doesn't even realize he’s done it till he comes back to the car.  As he climbs into a car full of passed out podcasters, he notices a few things.  One, it really f***ing stinks in here,  two, why is the Google Goddess passed out with a roll of quarters in her mouth, and three, why is there a half-naked guy humping the back of his car with such force that he actually wakes the podcasters up from their slumber!  The Sniper laughs to himself as he recalls a story he once heard about 3 relatives all having heart attacks on the same day.  As he's taking a second to fill in the Angry Ginger, Mr. Know It All and the Google Goddess, they all notice the half-naked man is now a fully naked standing at the passenger window complaining that his life would have turned out different had he not thrown an uncooked ham at his mother last week!  This freaks G.G. the f@&k out!  So bad she forgets her "L"s as she screams "(L)et's  get the f*#k out of here!" Sniper hits the gas and they're on their way to a frat party where "Cookie" is the game to be played! 

Hours later at University, the party has died down and the fellas with their Goddess in tow are ready to pass out!  Angry Ginger is complaining about his missing mole while eating a basket full of "Cookies"! "Where the hell did you get those cookies"? asked Mr. Kia.  "I stole ‘em from some kid who was crying in the corner...something about not wanting to be the “Ookie Cookie Champion"! Ginger exclaimed while he swallowed his last cookie.  "Who ever made these sons of b*$ches must live near the ocean! Salty!" he said while rubbing his stomach were his mole used to be. 

Now at the room, they are crashing in for the night.  Kia in his night cap and one-zee cracks open his law book and flicks the light to his hard hat on.  "Gonna do a little light reading"! he exclaims as he settles into his bunk.  The Sniper and A.G. are up to no good.  They found a porn in the room that they've never seen before so A.G. wants to go find a VCR somewhere where they can dub it while The Sniper's idea is just "Pull the f@*king tape from the case, I'll fix it when we get home"!  None of this makes any sense to G.G. as she pulls up "Cyst Explosions" on her laptop...She smiles to herself, sets her alarm clock then before anyone can see she shoves it down her pants and leans back...waiting for 6 a.m. to come. 

Wake up!

AG

Links

BBall Players Play Cookie

Das Auto Erotica

Mom Hit With Pink Missile

Little Rooster That Could

Guido Heart Attacks

Giant Cyst Video

Crappy Revenge Tattoo

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT
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Fast Food Getaway

In this, the 47th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

In what starts off as a simple discussion about The Sniper getting some free food at McDonald's, the story turns into not one, not two, but three stories about robbery.  One involves a ruthless ex-lover, another involves a sock puppet, and believe it or not famous comedian Jeff Dunham, well he's mentioned anyway!  Thirdly,  and mind you these are in no particular order,  rounding out the trinity of robbery stories, the last one involves the Ginger as a potential "Mastermind" behind a robbery that was but never really was...but was!  Or was it?  I say it was a prank; Mr. K.I.A on the other hand, pulls out his trusty law book for a look-see.  We're all friends here right?  What's the Statute of Limitations in Michigan anyway? I'm going to chalk this all up to a big fat white lie we're telling due to the amount of "Bath Salts" we're all getting high on! 

As always, don't forget to strap you're mistletoe to your "Penis" (right TK1?) and grab your bamboo rod because it's about to start “dripping from the ceiling” up in here! 

Oh, anyone know where we can find a cleaning lady that can stay at least 8 inches away from Koonta?

-AG

Links

Sock Puppet Heist

Deck The Halls On Bath Salts

Anti Shrinkage Swimsuit

Too Clean For Art

Getting "The Scoop" To Get The Scoop

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The Cold Side Of F You (Anniversary Part 2)

In this, the 46th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

There is a reason that the Gods or Goddess in this case never had twitter.  In the days of old, the Gods would show their wrath by opening up the Earth or sending twisters in to erase small villages.  But in these days there is no need for "The Kracken"!  The Goddess just needs a smart phone with a little Twitter blue bird built in, along with some incriminating photo's from her human partner The Ninja.  See Mr. Kia was under the impression that G.G. was forgetting her "L"s when she spoke.  She forgot not, she just wasn't using them!  She was saving them up for the Giant "L" she was secretly putting together to put on his gnarly forehead.  To say anything more wouldn't be right and I know how anxious everyone is to finally hear Part 2 of our anniversary episode.  The one where G.G. gets her payback! 

If you follow us (@lastpodstanding) on Twitter than you may already have an idea of what exactly took place on this night.  Even if you know, it's still worth a listen… or two! 

*A Reminder* Episode 45:Boobies out the Hatchback is Part 1 of our 2 part Anniversary Special!

Thanks again to all of our "Fans" who listen every week religiously!  #TLPS

-AG

Links

Back Flipping Sexual Orientation

Pricasso

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Boobies Out The Hatchback (Anniversary Part 1)

In this, the 45th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Part one of our Anniversary Episode finds our very own Google Goddess at the doorstep of danger.  Battered, bruised, and a bit shaken with anxiety, she weathers the storm to make sure she can finally come face to face with her Arch Nemesis Mr. K.I.A.!  Ohhh, what a battle this is going to be!  The Google Goddess, or the Akron Bean if you’re TK1, has spent the last few months playing RISK apparently.  She comes to this podcast with a strategy ready to bruise the Know-It-All into submission.  Can she finally one up the man who has given more than a hand full of verbal (with an "L") beat downs a week, who is sooooo CO(L)D that we are all unsure if he even has a heart? The Bean is good at taking a lickin’ but now she's all swollen up and ready for redemption! That's right folks, for the first time ever our friend from outside the mitten...our better 1/5th finally graces us with her Goddess-like presence and sits in the studio and it makes for a much better show! 

Holy Sh$t do we have an adventure for you!  After the Angry Ginger and Mr. Know It All both get caught on separate occasions watching videos that only make men with "partners" hard, they pick up The Kilted One and head on over the Pharmacy "GRANT!" for a quick pick me up.  Then, it's off to the Gym where we run into The Sniper and his Wife to get our work out on! #TLPS shirts are apparently a must!  (Order Yours Today!)

But please remember that this is a two part episode.  We make sure not to blow our load early!  We  take our time stalking  the Akron Bean, by following her out to the woods in her 1976 two tone Ford Pinto with a Hatchback and us in a 1995 Cargo van complete with no windows, some duct tape and a smile!  Please, before you push play make sure to grab your empty milk cartons, as an excited Goddess never lets her "followers" go thirsty!

-Angry Ginger

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TLPS: NerfSpermed By A Jacka$$ Hooker

In this, the 44th epsiode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Write up to come...

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Fecal Transplant

TSA Note

Guillotine: Self Correcting Problem

Hitler's Parents Lose Custody Of Him

Shapeshifting Hooker

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TLPS: Hunting Jack-In-The-Boxes With PISCA

In this, the 43rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

In keeping with the Halloween spirit, we decided to have a real life Ghostbuster on the show!  But before getting to Jay, the Man from PISCA (Paranormal Investigation Society of Central Alabama), we welcome back a true specter of the spirit world, The Kilted One.  That's right! The guy with the all catchphrases, the host we didn't know we were missing till he was gone, is back!  And what a perfect time for him to come back! We needed an extra "wrangler" to help us keep Mr. K.I.A. down as he CLEARLY doesn't believe in ghosts or anything supernatural.  From the moment we bring in our special guest, Tom turns into a Chihuahua with Pit bull tendencies!  Look out world! The Pedantic Fun Sponge is here to soak up all of the Akron Bean's fun stuff!

Again, I'm getting ahead of myself... We also discuss such popular things as bathroom etiquette,  The Akron Bean herself goes "Over the Top" by spinning her hat and arm wrestling herself to victory!  Not sure why...perhaps bragging rights? Last but not least we discuss TK1's Grandma and (possibly) her dying wish of sending her little boy in a kilt to Space Camp.  From this, The Sniper recalls very fond memories of his youth and the group decides that the first destination for TK1 and @Nick_Twist will be Space Camp, for their not yet funded, probably will end up somewhere else at least 15 more times, Road Trip to a Twisted Anxiety week in HELL! So activate your tasers, grab a bed sheet and start sucking on a dinner mint because we're going down on something fishy!
-Angry Ginger

Special thanks to Jay for coming on our show. We gave him A LOT of sh$t and razzed him skeptically good. He took it all in stride, represented PISCA, the team, and it's mission well. He NEVER lost his cool. And believe me, we gave him plenty of opportunity to do so! We'd love to have him and the whole team on again at some point. We'll play nicer... We promise! Good luck this holiday with all things that go bump in the night. Also, get Michele on booking something in Michigan! We wanna hunt with you and the group.
Sincerely, TK1

Links

$24,000 Killer Mask

How NOT To Ghost Hunt

Spiderman Runs Out Of Web; Carries Sword; Get Beat By Clerks

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TLPS Holds Video Game Reunion In G.G.'s Dragon Lair

In this, the 42nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

"You guys ready to Hip, Hip, Hip...shoot the sh$t?" While discussing Mr. K.I.A.'s love for college football, namely UofM, it is UofM, right, KIA?  He informs us of a practical joke that the Ninja played on him one morning, proving once again that he's not only marrying his rival but also his bitter enemy! The Angry Ginger attempts to get to the bottom of it all...of course he'd be better off talking to a wall.  Word on the street is, the wall is more sexually active!  Mr. Know It All also attempts to teach us how to control a hiccup (hip, hip, hip) but quickly learns that there is no point getting through The Angry Ginger's uncontrollable laughter...and tears! The Sniper acts fast and pulls out his video phone to catch this educational tip on digital film. (Check local listings for times, or I hear Youtube/Tumblr has it)

Once Ginger gets control of himself and his bladder, they head on over to their 25th Reunion and start chatting with @WoodyTondorff and @MissAmyBloom.  They may be better known as Link and Samus from their webseries Video Game Reunion.  Also the director of the series Video Game Reunion, Matt Lewis, joins in to answer questions.  We don't mess around either, we get to the good stuff like, "Did you find time to get kinky in the Metroid costume?" Also, it's possible that Woody takes Ginger on a "Link to the Past"  to discuss a very particular skeleton in his "closet." It's time to notify the family, sh%ts about to come out into the open!

Also, in this episode the fellas find themselves deep inside the catacombs of Google.  They rip through headlines trying to make their way to buried treasure, only to find that many men have cum before them.  What mythical creature protects these grounds?! To be honest, treasure is a word used LOOSELY around this wind tunnel!

It's time to sit back and relax!  Log on to www.VideoGameReunion.com and don't forget the psychotic high-on of a Princess is in another castle! 

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A START!!!

-AG

Links

Dad LARPs Step Daughter

Pot Brownies "Awake" The Elderly

Taiwanese Woman's Balls Drop

Florida Elementary Students Rewarded With Porn Bracelets

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Harry Potter's Road Kill Cafe

In this, The 41st Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing:

Is it just me or is the sound a little "off" in this episode?  Yes, yes it is...actually the recording got all sorts of F'd up on our end.  The #TLPS Super Duper Computer broke down, but before it did that it decided to take our podcast audio file and drop one hell of a Stanley Steamer on it. In an ironic twist of fate the boys at Somebody and Me, who lost their podcast when we were on their show, decided to record from their end again... just in case and this time it worked out. So make sure you give them a big thanks for you having something to listen to this week! Patrick will accept oral with bacon and Rob...anything Harry Potter!

In "Shooting the Sh$t" this week, we discuss The Kilted One's disappearance and whether @Nick_Twist has anything to do with it.  They are planning a cute and cuddly road trip you know! We also chat about a lady who can only speak in baby talk to stay awake. Ginger is attacked while driving home from work and his daughter makes an attempt at giving daddy a stroke! 

As mentioned above, we have the fellas from Somebody and Me on for a interview in funny!  We talk a little bit about the craft of comedy; stand up and improv.  The question is then asked if we would ever do a live show and what would it take to get us to do so.  Some of us have more anxiety then others! 

In Headlines this week we discuss a foreign mob's attempt at shooting porn with a terrorist look a like.  A gentleman survives decades on only what he finds in "nature".  A family gets lost in the middle of a Halloween tourist attraction.  Also, would you give and/or receive oral pleasure if you knew it would lead to cancer?  What the shady government may be hiding from YOU!

Links

Saddam Porn Gang

Family Lost In Corn Maze

30 Years Of Road Kill

Oral Sex May Cause Cancer

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Cakefarts: A TWISTed Tale Of LARPing

In this, The 40th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

He's Baaaack!  That's right TLPS listeners! You asked for it, now you're getting it.  Mr. Nick Twist is back to guest and "Shoot the Sh$t" with us.  He doesn't waste anytime either. From the moment his name is announced, like a foghorn being blasted through a megaphone, he comes alive loud and clear!  He brings along his damsel in distress, EL Trachero for the ride.  Nothing is off limits in this episode.  In "Shooting the Sh$t", we discuss whether a digital nerd has the right for "calling out" another nerd for liking the same nerdy things as he, but only in real life. We then mention "cake farts" and believe it or not, Mr. Twist has no idea what a "cake fart" is.  He is instantly intrigued. In fact, I believe a failed business plan is quickly put together between the crazy one and his apprentice.  It's great when you help someone find their place in life!

In headlines, thieves have 3 million dollars worth of product that 7 out of 5 dentists prefer.  Also, A man hires a friend to kill his girlfriend. I know, what else is new? Well, maybe a bear is involved. Maybe it's alive, maybe it's a rug!  You'll have to listen to find out!  So head on out to your local pharmacy and pick up your prescription for Adderall because this episode is going to need it!   As always, remember to comment and subscribe!  It's what helps other people find this life changing podcast. -AG

Picture & Title By: Nick Twist

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Pool Poop Attack

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Fake Bear Mauling

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TLPS: Loving Dolphins At Semen World

It’s simple enough. There’s “Bro Code” and “Show Code”. What’s the line that separates the 2? Ok… Maybe it’s not that simple. Let’s call TK1’s mom while live recording and ask her! Sperm banks are always looking for donations to help populate the planet. Just not from Gingers. They have no souls, and therefore need not share their empty seeds. True love blossoms between a dolphin and a man, but DON’T judge! The dolphin made the first move so it’s ok! And finally, how hungry would you have to be to eat both your eyes? Ask the man who had the courage to find out after he puuued out both of his and did just that!

That and so much more, in this, the 39th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing.

P.S. This episode brought to you by the letter “L”…

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Too Much Ginger Sperm

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162 Gallons Of Breast Milk For Dinner

Baby Without A Country

Hungry? How About Eating Your Eye

Intro/Outro Theme Song by: Dr. Frankenstein - "Theme for The Mad Thinker". Remixed and edited by TK1

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TLPS On Somebody And Me

In this, The 38th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The guys, and let's not forget the Goddess, are invited to guest on another podcast!  Clearly they have no intelligence at all if they are inviting us five idiots to guest on their show!  To our surprise they do, and they are great people!  They ask some great questions and we have a great time answering them...Just when we thought the interview was over they ask us if we'd like to play a "Game"!  Out of instinct we pull our pants down and begin a "Team Dutch Rudder."  From the looks on their faces this is clearly not what they were expecting!  We should have asked first! So we decide to leave our pants down (Hey we're comfortable) and play their game instead!  The winner may surprise you! A rematch has been scheduled already, this much I can tell you!

Now, Some of you may have heard this a few months ago.  If you have we went ahead and recorded a bit of new material to bookend this interview of sorts.  Even if you've heard it though I recommend listening again because it is a great episode! 

If you haven't already, subscribe to our friends podcast "Somebody and Me" and tell them we sent you.

As always...we hope that you enjoy.  If you don't though...as always, we blame it on Mr. Kia!!!

-AG

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Somebody and Me

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TLPS And The Pedantic Fun Sponge

In this, The 37th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Team TLPS decides to run a Marthon of sorts.  If they can even decide how long or how many people constitute a Marathon!  While running they decide to make a pit stop at the Pet Cemetery, A.K.A. The Angry Ginger's back yard! Sh$t get's biblical real quck!  Animals rest in an undisturbed peace until Ginger takes there souls (He's a collector) and then chucks their carcasses over the back fence! FORE!!!  After that mess is taken care of we sit down have a nice chat about some Tweeps on the inter-webs giving our little (It's actually huge) old podcast a REVIEW!  That's right, words gotten out about our little chat fest and people seem to be pretty happy with us...well most of us.  The Akron Bean seems to be the fave and one of us "Gentlemen" seem to get singled out.  Not once mind you, but twice!  During all of this TK1's Anxiety raises through the damn roof! That whole ordeal is put into question, which makes his anxiety raise even more.  He's a mess of epic proportions and just needs a hug!  Perhaps in front of a live studio audience?  Until that happens why don't ya jump in Ginger's busted up van and head on out to the closest "Philly Flash Mob" with us and put this Podcast to rest for good!  Or...or...You could just hit play and listen to the soothing sounds of our sultry voices once again....

-AG

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Girl Call Mom While Bear Eats Her

Revenge Orgy

"Death" By Hickey

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Masturdexterous

In this, the 36th episode od The Last Podcaster Standing,

WRITE UP TO COME

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Seize The Jello Tumblr - Twitter

Jello Wrestling: The Movie Kickstarter

If You Tweet It, They Will Come

Vagina Tree

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TLPS: Out Of Order

In this, the 35th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Something completely different...

Most often in the write-ups I do for each episode, I attempt to use humor and wit to inform you in part, of what the topics and headlines we discuss are in the episode. This time around however, I thought I would change it up and tell you rather instead about the episode title used this week: "Out Of Order". As a general rule of thumb, our titles are often a play on words of moments or headlines that occur within the episode. "Out Of Order" is not one of them. This title was chosen for what you don't hear, and in fact, has a double meaning. The first is "out of order", as in broken. As in not working. An example being Skype. During this episode it kept dropping both the The Google Goddess and our guest @MoseDogg. Not once, not twice, but around 7 times. Yet we continued on, in spite of my juvenile temper tantrums to just quit for the night. And yes, that actually was recorded. Another example of "out of order" (in context of being broken) would be AT&T, which wasn't working, which would also explain Skype crapping out. We tried, and would like to blame it on @MoseDogg and his 1986 dial up phone modem, but then we'd be lying. The third and final example would be human error. After countless technical difficulties and incessant interruptions, the only thing left to go "out of order" was me. Mentally broken. You'll note something peculiar in the intro stories. Like us, laughing. A Lot. A lot more than the stories being told call for. The reason for this... We had already told the stories. I, being mentally "out of order", due to the nights difficulties, had forgotten to hit the RECORD button, after pausing it countless times. And that kids is just the beginning.

The second reason for the title was because unlike other episodes, I had to stitch this s*** together like Frankenstein’s monster. Recorded "out of order" and covering mistakes and technical failures required the episode be cut and shifted around like a puzzle. Which I have never had to do before so... Fingers crossed! And now you know. Coming in the next few weeks I will be releasing clips from this episode that will provide you with a look behind the curtain of this specific episode. In the meantime, enjoy this. It is a labor of love and idiocy. And yes, grammar Nazi’s I know this write up is riddled with mistakes. Feel free to re-write it and submit it back to us. Or listen to episode and do the write up for me.
~TK1

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TLPS: Under The Kilt

***For those not familiar with Episode 30, now would be a good time to go back and listen to it. Not only is it one of my favorite episodes, it also contains much fodder and information, which will be referenced in this epidsode.***

In this, the 34th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

On their way to the greener pastures found only under my kilt, the gang stops by Ohio briefly to visit the site of a mass murder spree, and take a quick s*** in the local water fountain. When all is cleaned up, and they're back in the car, from there it's just a quick drive to under my kilt and straight up my a$$. Another good title for this particular episode would have been "TLPS: TMI Under The Kilt Of TK1". When I say TMI, I actually mean embarrassing, self depricating, graphic, Too Much Information. But hey, I started the ball rolling in episode 30, why not just keep it going... And by rolling, I mean downhill.

Once at the bottom of that hill they discover a vagina so big, it can only be described as a @Vaginasaurus. That's right! The gang finally lands a brief moment on the mics with the never elusive and mostly brilliant Jessica Caroll. Writer and contributer to Breeding Discontent blogspot and soon to be demi-goddess of the Twittersphere. Waxing philosophic on topics such as movie remakes, stolen virginities, penis pics in the DM's, and that's just the beginning! Needless to say she has a lot to say. And when the sad goodbyes are said and done...

We're off to the newsroom for the weekly dose of headlines. This week: Post it on Facebook and you'll get caught. Kidnap and rape my daughter and I won't kill you?! Bet me. A Serial Killers only surviving victim becomes a killer. And finally, A mother who attempts to turn her daughter into a junior videographer... Err... Pornographer I mean.

And what better way to end the show then by being introduced to The Google Goddess's very own Other Sister.

So grab a jar of peanut butter, sit back, relax, and enjoy. This won't hurt a bit.

~TK1

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Crappy Fountain

GTA: Ohio

Catch Me If You Can. S***!

What Would You Do?

Mom Forces Daughter To Record The Fun

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TLPS: In Nate We Trust

In this, The 33rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing

The guys are joined in "The Studio" by one of The Angry Ginger's oldest friends.  A man who answers only to GOD!  The Reverend James Nathaniel graces us with his HOLY presence and has a few cold ones while we entertain him. We pull no punches and assault him with a video that only our very own Google Goddess can bring to the show.  I don't know what this woman does on her nights off, but clearly she needs a hobby!  Real or fake it doesn't matter G.G., it's f*%king disgusting either way!  I hope you're haunted by this in your dreams you sicko.  Although, I've actually seen worse!

The Kilted One brings us yet another horrific story so chilling that he questions whether he's jinxed or just in the wrong place at the wrong time all the time.  Let's just say he has a gift for spotting flying human beings!  The rest of the guys immediately go into story telling mode.  They come up with several ways to resuscitate a person... None of them will actually work!

So get ready for another show that only we can provide you!  Empty your Colostomy bags and push play cuz it's time to laugh with "The Last Podcaster Standing"!

-Angry Ginger

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Gang With Ethics

Stormtrooper Walkabout

Jump! Jump!

Cupcake Stickup

Natural Harvest

Extra Sugar Sting

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We're All Going To Hell Now

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TLPS: We're Not Dead

In this, The 32nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

We all decide to hop on motorized wheel chairs and get plowed with Granny!  We’re headed on over to the morgue to pay our last respects to Gramps…We’d give anything to have him back!
 
G.G. show’s us yet again the true meaning of the internet!  Though instead of her coming across a video for us to watch, she instead fills us in on what exactly G.G would use on her G-spot.  Is it odd that out of all her finding’s, one just happens to be called “The G.G.”?! Whatever floats her little man in the boat!  This also leads us to a discussion about ladders.  Not the kind you can buy at Home Depot either...
 
We also take a trip to the Happy Hands institute where TK1 lets us know that he used to be a “Big Brother” or “Mentor” to a child.  Apparently the only way to deal with these children are through prison riot tactics! 
 
We also discuss the many uses of hospital drugs, all of them good apparently! So feel free to pop a pill or start clicking on your morphine pump and hit play! Don’t forget to count back from 100!
 
100, 99, 98, 9………..
-AG

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Bee Spill

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Drug Mom

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It's Cold In Here

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TLPS: With A Twist

In this, the 31st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

They present to you an interview gone awry. What follows is an outtake never before aired, because in all honesty they didn't know what the hell to do with it. The Ginger Kid thought it was comedy gold. The Kilted One thought it was a view of how unprepared and amateurish they still are. The Sniper wanted to bury it with the cats or let it sleep with the fishes... either one, it doesn't matter to him as long as it's dead. The KIA felt it was like watching a car wreck in slow motion over and over and over and over and... After much debate and getting the permission of the interviewee, they've decided to let YOU, the listener decide what it is. And when you decide... let them know! They're still on the fence. Ladies and Gentlemen, TLPS With A Twist! (Ok, press PLAY now)

Special thanks to @Nick_Twist for his participation and being such a good sport. They will be having Nick on again soon for his podcast redemption as well as to promote various projects... And I'd imagine he'd like to take a few shots at the fellas. Luckily The Google Goddess, who was absent, is in the clear!

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Cat Burglar

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Craziness...

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TLPS: In Through The Out Door

In this, the 30th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Angry Ginger admits to having a small bladder.  This immediately unleashes the wrath of TK1 until he soon realizes that he has this very same problem.  This causes him to run into the arms of another man.  Actually an M.D. ...You know with rubber gloves?  It's not everyday you can lose your anal virginity on your Birthday!

TK1 then takes us on a "Tom and Jerry" cartoon like journey.  How does The Kilted One deal with his mouse infestation?  The Google Goddess lets it be known that she is not a fan of his "Art of War" like tactics.  She's a lover of all life forms! *SNAP*

Speaking of the Google Goddess, in one night she is not only turned down by the boy wizard, Harry Potter, but also a serial rapist!  Depressed from not getting to hang with Harry she walks out to her car to find she can't start her car.  Mysteriously a man in a windowless van pulls up with his gimp like sidekick and offers to jump start her heart.

We also interview a fan of the show and it just so happens we are a fan of his blog.  Mr. Nick Bevis knows NO bounds to his sexual powers! Ladies strap on your padded helmets, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

In Headlines we learn that no man can stand up to the powers of the mighty Russian Olga.  One swift Jean Claude Van Damn type roundhouse and you'll wake up with a smile and a mouth full of Viagra.  Did I mention she'll also cut you're hair if you're nice?  In other news, imagine waking up with NO penis! No really try to imagine it! Let's pretend for a second that you can't locate said penis.  Try looking in the garbage disposal. It's always in the last damn place you look isn't it?

I could go on and on but why do that when you can just click on the episode and give it a listen!  Don't forget to leave a comment and tell a friend. 

-Angry Ginger

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Russian Woman Rapes Russian Rapist

Meat Grinder

Foot Nipple

Gay Study

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This Might Be A Little Cold

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 6:30pm EDT
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Grand Theft Auto: Grand Rapids

In this, the 29th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Grand Theft Auto: Grand Rapids.  In this true story, some of us know some of the details and some of us thought we knew all the details. We discuss how a Bi-Polar crazy man went off his meds and instead of renewing his X-Box live account, he just goes ape sh$t on the whole city! High speed chase? Check. Practically shooting up a city block, (most of it taking place on the streets of our cities finest hookers hang out?) Check. Killing not one family but two! Check. How does it all end? Let's just say this fool is "locked and loaded!" Stay with us though, we promise a happy ending.

Betty Ford died. Yeah the lady who started a clinic for the Alcoholics... Not because she thought we as Americans needed it... But because she did!  Hiccup! We also discuss whether or not her husband, the former President of the United States, rests in peace in our fair city and whether our very own Kilted One has walked all over that grave or not! Rest in Peace Gerald R. Ford, may you not see up his dangling balls anymore!

In Headlines..A man pulls out his Wee Wee and takes a Pee Pee in a town's water supply.  It gets expensive to flush that toilet!  A lady passes out while swimming, good thing she's got "Fatty" boobs to keep her afloat over night while she sleeps.  Mr. Kia is very sure of this! Also, The Google Goddess tells us all about a man who actually explodes while masturbating!  It's dangerous watching foreign porn! 

We also discuss a ton of other things so quit reading and start listening!

Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds @GdsRogue @Adjective_J @Ascastblog @BUIPodcasters…If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in.

-Angry Ginger

Links

GR Shooting

Porn Theater Bomb #5

18 Month Old Starts Drinking Early

Saved By The Boobs

Don't Drink The Water

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You Ain't Gonna Take Me Alive Coppers!

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT
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Sip'n On Rumspringa

In this, the 28th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Kilted One is back! And with him comes a new found love for the new (?) "Extreme Sport" that's sweeping the nation... "Planking!"  We discuss it's orgin and whether or not your cool if you do it!  The vote is still out on this one... But we do decide to start #TLPSTeamPlanking.  Yes that's right! A planking team! So down a shot, grab your camera, erase the nudes, and send us your best planking picture! (You can send the nudes if you really want to!)

The guys also discuss Vehicular Manslaughter... As in the killing of a vehicle.  Crashing straight into the ground, over the hill, through the ice and on fire are a few way's to do it.  Now you can tell your mamma that we taught you something.  Who says we aren't full of life's important lessons! 

Strap on your "Kool-Aid Stained Chewie" helmets and buckle up for safety!  Once this podcast hits 88 MPH you're gonna see some serious sh$t!! -AG

Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds @GdsRogue @Adjective_J @Ascastblog @BUIPodcasters…If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in.

Links

Man In A Box Suitcase

Amish Pedophile

Fun In Court

Man Without Helmet Dies Of Head Injury

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Honey! The Yoders are going to be late tonight.

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 4:46pm EDT
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Lactating Boobs, Peek a Poo and A Black and White Night

In this, the 27th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

We find ourselves missing "A Kilted One." Where is he?  We don't know! We aren't his f@&king Dada! We come up with a few stories as to his where abouts...I'm also pretty sure none of them are true! 

Before we hit headlines, and boy are you going to love the headlines! We chat a bit about our new, ready to wear T-shirts that you and all your friends can purchase !  Just hit us with a message or an E-mail saying 'I Want A T-shirt" and for $15.00 you can be dressed to impress!...and help our little podcast out at the same time.  We also discuss Kevin Smith and his S.I.R (Smodcast Internet Radio) for a minute.  HELP US ADVERTISE!!! We didn't talk about him too long, we didn't want the Ginger popping wood again! 

In between headlines we discuss Mr. Kia and his bedtime rituals, and what he wears to bed may shock you!  We also discuss our friend over on Twitter @S_explicit and her blog.  This get's a lot of attention for many reasons.  Check the links below to see it for yourself.  WARNING: NSFW or around anyone who may be against you looking at hot nude Peeps!  You know you wanna click it!

As always, strip down to your Birthday Suit, rub on some vasaline and pray to God that your webcam's not on! Oh, and for Christ's sake, have a laugh on us!!!

Links:

Breast Milk Assault

IT Guy Revenge

Not Fags & USA vs Russia

Very Very Dirty Man

Man Hanging Out In The Crapper

Dog Poo DNA

@S_explicit blog (NSFW)

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Peek A Boo. I See You!!

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Ugh, I Forgot

In this, the 26th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Ginger starts drinking and has trouble remembering what everyone is talking about.

Links

Flip Top Head & Russian Mouth

Rapest Gets Penis Cut Off

Shooting Your Finger Off

Death At A Rape

Dog F******

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Ginger! Pay Attention!

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 3:45pm EDT
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Boulevard Of Broken Podcasters

In this, the 25th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Write up to come... Probably later. More than likely anyway. So there's that...

Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds, @ascastblog... Send me your podcast if you don't see it here and I'll add it here...

Links

Titanic II

Hospital Bed Theft

Faux Facebook Murder Plot

Funny stats. Or Something Like That

Ants In The Pants Ears

Heavy Metal Woman

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Podcasters Without A Cause

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 10:54am EDT
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No Talent A$$ Clowns Stranded On A Deserted Island

In this, the 24th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, (Write up as submitted by @redwithenvy... Much love to her!)

In this, the 24th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The guys "Shoot the Sh$t" as always, but in a frighteningly literal sense. They subject themselves to a gut destroying video that makes 2 Girls 1 Cup seem family friendly in comparison. We get to hear them commentate as they watch it for the first, and probably last, time. They laugh, they cry, he suffers severe anal damage. Tally? Nobody wins.

As for Headlines, we get a lesson in the dangers of falling on air compressors as well as a few random shout outs to the late great mate, The Crocodile Hunter, and Crocodile Dundee - if they are in fact different people. Sadly, no mention of Australian songstress Olivia Newton John. Well, there's always the next podcast.

Also included, a wedding day hygiene reminder and good news for up and coming female flashers. We also learn why terrorists could give Little Debbie a run for her money, and why bug-chasing and gift-giving aren't just for kids anymore. The boys also enjoy themselves at Tom's expense about his eerily detailed knowledge of salt peter. Come for the podcast, stay for the outtakes!

SPECIAL THANKS this week to J$ (Also known as Jim) of the "barelysarcasm" podcast. His brillaint (debatable) question is responsible for part of the title and most of the image used this week. Thanks Jim. Now get out of the bathroom, Ginger has to poop.

Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds…If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in.

Links

Inflateable  Man

Kilt Streak

Cupcake Swap

Flasher Loophole

Bugchasing

The Cure - Two Bugs With One Stone

Magic Johnson Update

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Why Should We Change? He's The One That Sucks!

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 9:30am EDT
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The Althea W. Show

In this, the 23rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Known to our listeners as @Love_Gunn, Althea once again returns as promised to fulfil her oath to shock and awe us with previously unrevealed details of her past careers. She's been a nude house cleaner, she makes jewelry by day and wrestles in jello at night, and during her previous guest spot, she revealed she once worked as a phone sex operator. What more can be said without spoiling it all... Also discussed circumcision, good or bad? Right or Wrong? The debate rages on. All in all it's a lot of talk about sex and penises... Somewhere in there we probably talk about other stuff, I just can't remember what it is... So there's that. Ok. Moving on... ~TK1

Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds…If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in.

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Ring Ring Ring!

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 2:16pm EDT
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Zombie Apocalypse With Supernatural Cherries On Top

In this, the 22nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

We shoot the sh$t, we talk about headlines, we make fun of The KIA and his love of the law and guns. Just another day in the studio... Somewhere in all the mess of the day, we discuss the application of Icy Hot to the testicles, jarred cherries as the weapon of choice for witches, the phsyical rape of a woman who was NEVER touched, and what to do in the event of the zombie apocalypse. AND FINALLY, for the first time ever, we allow a gun story from the KIA to remain in the final cut.

UPDATE 6/5/2011-->Funny thing about that gun story... When this episode initially posted, The KIA uploaded the wrong file he demanded HE cut!. The original file contained his gun story uncut and unedited. A few hundred lucky (insert sarcasm here) listeners had the pleasure (insert more sarcasm here) of listening to ALL 40+ minutes of Tom rambling on about guns, laws, rights, and blah blah blah... However, after Tom realized his mistake (about 1 hour after posting) he was able to reupload the correctly edited/cut segment. The current file has the version he prefer you hear. IF however you want to hear the whole discussion, argument, debate, fight, opioniated blather, let us know and we'll get you the whole thing.

As always, thank you to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds…If I missed some of you, which is not far from impossible for me, let me know and I'll add you in.

Links

Fun With ESP In Zimbabwe

Zombie Survival 101

Bloody Fookin Botox Mom Update

Philly Police Problem  Audio  Article

Heads Up!

36 Year Old Grandpa

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AAARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 11:03am EDT
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Chicago Roadtrip Edition: "Drunk In Chicago"

This episode was recorded after Episode 20 (The "Sober" Edition) and after seeing Kevin Smith at the Harris Theater in Chicago. After the show and meeting up with Patrick O'Rourke (and his girlfriend...MARRY her already! What are you waiting for!?) of the Somebody And Me podcast show, we went to a bar close to our hotel called the Elephant and Castle and had a few drinks. After which, we said our goodbye's and returned to our room... To have MORE drinks! This episode was recorded spur of the moment unplanned. 3 of us were drunk. 1 of us was annoyed and concerned with "volume". We were lucky enough to be joined via SKYPE by the one and only Akron Bean herself, Stephanie Eloi, also known to our listeners as The Google Goddess. Who took the liberty of moderating the podcast midway through. This is an audio record of that night. Drinks of choice were (in no particular order): St. Paulie Girl, Sierra Nevada, Jagermeister, Belvedere Bloody Mary, and Bacardi.

I should also note during this write up, that I DO NOT have Jason Priestly or any of the 90210 cast for that matter, tattooed on my arm. Or body. I do have tattoos. SURE, at first glance, one might think "what the f$*k is Jason Priestly doing tattooed on your arm!?"... But it's not him. I $hit you not. So there's that... And I was young... I'm getting it covered up... Soon... Anybody know a good tattoo artist specializing in cover-ups? OK... Moving on... ~TK1

As always, thank you to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

Special Thanks isn't really that special if you thank EVERYONE. We are all unique...just like everyone else. So no more "Special Thanks". We WOULD like to thank everyone who listens to the show, promotes the show and/or passes it on to friends, family, enemies, and pets.

Oh wait... I lied just now...  Up above... SPECIAL THANKS to Patrick and Lauren from Somebody And Me (@somebodyfunny) for making our trip to the windy city that much more enjoyable. Thanks! You're special. Now get on the bus!

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds…If I missed some of you, which is not far from impossible for me, let me know and I'll add you in.

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4! And 3! And 2! And 1!...

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 6:30pm EDT
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Chicago Road Trip Edition: "Sober In Chicago"

In this, the 20th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Podcast Part 1 ~ The guys travel to Chi-Town (that's Chicago,IL. USA. for you foreign folk) to see writer, director, and podcasting extraordinaire Mr. Kevin Smith! But before they do, they visit a Tilted Kilt and roam the city streets. And they do it all SOBER! What follows is a mid day recording session inside their hotel room at the J.W. Marriot-Chicago.

Podcast Part 2 ~ Episode 21 Chicago Road Trip Edition: "Drunk In Chicago" will be posted next Tuesday and will detail our evening AFTER seeing Kevin Smith and having copius amounts of beer and liquor. So there's that. Ok. Moving on...

"Headlines" this week include a girl who chewed gum for 2 years for 1 night of fun, a robbery so udderly ridiculous it could only be overshadowed by a reporter who's skills at reporting same said story were utterly ridiculous, and a man is arrested after adding protein to his co-workers water, twice, without permission. Also, a man free balls his way into an emergency situation and a woman misses the mark by "that much" while trimming trees.

As always, thank you to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

Special Thanks isn't really that special if you thank EVERYONE. We are all unique...just like everyone else. So no more "Special Thanks". We WOULD like to thank everyone who listens to the show, promotes the show and/or passes it on to friends, family, enemies, and pets.

Oh wait... I lied just now...  Up above... This will make more sense after listening to NEXT weeks podcast... SPECIAL THANKS to Patrick and Lauren from @somebodyfunny for making our trip to the windy city that much more enjoyable. Thanks! You're special.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds…If I missed some of you, which is not far from impossible for me, let me know and I';ll add you in.

Links

Bubblicious Dress

Robin Hood of Milk

Free Ridin' While Free Ballin'

Protein Water

Is That A Chainsaw In Your Gut Or Are You Just Happy To See Me

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Chi Town!!

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 7:00am EDT
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Eat Sh$t!... Can I Have A Side Of Corn With That?

In this, the 19th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

In this weeks "Shooting The Sh$t", The Sniper is on his much needed vacation this week, but still takes the time to Skype in 2 or 3 times. 2 or 3 times because the internet in his hotel SUCKED! His seat is temporarily filled by newcomer Brandon, also known as Darryl and longtime friend of our very own Mr. KIA. Joe calls in to tell us his vacation goings on, which include a vehicular breakdown, a trip to Wal-Mart, and a run in with some Orthodox Jews. Ginger discusses briefly and without much detail, his father’s employment with the top secret organization known as Disney. As always the guys find time to recycle “old age” jokes at The Kilted One because they are lacking in new material. And finally, The Kilted One exacerbates his already strained relationship with Mr. KIA, by risking his children’s life and demanding an apology for his proper usage and spelling of the word “exacerbate”… Which as it turns out The Kilted One was in fact right about.

"Headlines" this week include a man akin to Mr. KIA, whom, so distraught over politics, punches himself in the face. Also included a postman who delivers sh$t on time, a man who loves Wal-Mart so much he can’t wait to get home, and a cat who uses 8 of his 9 lives in one shot.

As always, thank you to our friends at GetOffended.Com. for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Do follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone

***SPECIAL THANKS*** Shout outs to some of our new (and constant) followers, fans, and listeners this week: @DannyDogMouth, @Love_Gunn, @RedWithEnvy (GWA), @JustLima, @elyse_2301, JillieBean1581, @ManoDogs, @mrsverve AND @thanassi360 (husband and wife leprechauns), @funsizdprincess, @WhoCuppedMyCake, @nerdygirlpc, @miss_Deyo, @Mosedogg, @mandaKc, @mohawkdad, @ladyluck514, @DenisaDuca, @Mich_1987, @Lizzady85, @JstCallMeFrank, @zombie_chic, @RADventurer, @47ali, @KymberlyJane420, @ZoHnNy, @robert rice, @landan_h, @slyoung5, @xoxo_carrie @iamrobhensley, @mandybhari… And the list goes on… Thank you to all of you for your continued support and the promotion and growth of our podcast. If it wasn’t for people like you, we’d be talking to ourselves!

Other TWEETERS who have Podcasts you might enjoy AFTER you listen to ours…Or unless you wanna save the best for last…Your call either way… Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice…CHECK’EM OUT- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, awkwardpodcast…If I missed some of you, which is not far from impossible for me, let me know and I’ll add you in.

Links

Too Dumb To Punch Someone Else

Crappy Delivery

Here Kitty Kitty

I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie

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Neither snow nor rain...

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We're Legal Now!

In this, the 18th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

In this weeks "Shooting The Sh$t" segment, we shoot the sh$t. Which is slang for "talking" about stuff. Like our pending trip to Chicago, Mr. KIA's "Closeup" while shopping for reception halls, our T-shirts that will, or maybe, or possibly should be, ready by the time this posts. (But I can tell you, they are not ready)...(But only people who just read that will know it) And of course, somewhere in all that mess we get sidetracked a half a dozen times on a dozen different topics. That's MATH!

"Headlines" this week should be read. So click on each and every link and read the stories. They're really quite wonderful. Also, I am running short on time and did not want to humorously describe each and every headline. If you think you can do it and you have the time... Send it to our Gmail. Then I will take the time to copy and paste it right here--->  <---.

As always, thank you to our friends at GetOffended.Com. for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya.

***SPECIAL THANKS*** It's gotten to the point where there are so many people to thank. The entire blog page would be filled and require you to scroll for an hour. So instead I will just say thank you to all of you. You know who you are. You tweet us. You retweet us. You download our episodes and listen. You pass them on to friends. You pass them on to enemies. You promote us in your blog. You send us emails. You send us voice mails. You send us pictures. You keep us real. You help us grow. Thank you. Each and every f$%king one of you. If not for you, we'd be talking to ourselves. ~TK1

Links

Manual Foreskin Removal

Dad Marks His Teritory

"Special" Corporal Punishment

Flaming Kilt

Miss Guilty But Still Hot

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Come Get Some

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The Scent Of A Podcaster: Hot Trash and Burnt Hair

In this, the 17th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

“Shooting The Sh$t” this week from The Sniper's Nest (otherwise known as Joe's house), the guys discuss The Kilted Ones most awesome "About Me" Tumblr page and how concise it is, which can be found here-->http://thelastpodcaster.tumblr.com/TheKiltedOne. Also discussed, Mr. KIA's new purchase of a home, roman candle and bottle rocket wars, The Kilted Ones one legged brother, The Last Podcaster Standing Girls Of 2012 calendar contest, and finally Ginger gives updates from The Crazy House. Which is for lack of a better word... Crazy!

From The Male Sack, the guys once again give poor, nosensical advice to a listener and ponder why in the world anyone would ask them for advice in the first place. This time however is probably worse than other times. And listener @Mosedogg (Brian) provides the guys with his own term for the Glossary Of Perversion: "The Russian Backfire"

In Headlines, a man gambles everything on a pair of boobs, an Ohio man becomes very attached to his furniture, a young boy creates man scented candles, and a woman gets high by wearing a diaper.

And we read from the Glossary Of Perversion from our friends at GetOffended.Com... You offensive fu#$ers!

***Special THANKS*** To all of you... Every last fu#$ing one of you... Those of you who have promoted the show either by retweeting our tweets, tweeting your own tweets about us, telling someone about the podcast, writing our name on your boobs and going out for a night on the town, drunk dialing us and leaving messages of love and adoration, drunk dialing your friends about us... And the list goes on.

Links

Man Boobs

I Am One With The Chair

Man Candles

Leave The Change, Take The Condoms

Show And Stab

Diaper Loaded With Crack

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PEW!!!

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4 Out Of 3 Doctors Recommend TLPS Over Botox

In this, the 16th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

“Shooting The Sh!t” this week, the guys discuss the trip they're planning to Chicago to see Kevin Smith on his podcast tour. They also outline their plans to videotape and podcast the whole disaster. Seriously, can you imagine what's gonna happen when they start drinking and have to put up with each other?

From The Male Sack, Quoting the email from listener @T8haze “Here's my fallen soldier. (Yes, she sent a pic) We have had some amazing times, but all good things come to an end. I am in the market for a replacement, but I'm not too sure what to get. I'd like an upgrade, but nothing too fancy or complicated!” Joe “The Sniper” is then tasked with and leads the charge to find a new soldier for T8, who clearly lost hers in a vigorous battle with her bulge. Get it?!... Battle of the Bulge! Get it?! Get it?! I was gonna say hoo hoo, but I didn't. The Sniper, after days of research and testing, brings his Top 3 to the table for us to select for T8. Will she like it? Will she approve? Will she use it? I dunno. You'll have to ask her...

In Headlines, A man robs a bar for condoms and cash, while another man pays $50,000 for 7 beefy crunchy tacos, and the police are called to rescue a man who did not miss his train. Did you know marriage counseling now includes sex, drinking AND drugs?! Neither did we. And finally, The Kilted One loses his sh$t when both Mr. Kia and The Sniper bring stories of child abuse and exploitation to the table. Botox for 4 yr. Olds and Push up bras for pre-teens. REALLY people? REALLY?! W T F?!

And we read from the Glossary Of Perversion from our friends at GetOffended.Com... You offensive f@*kers!

***Special THANKS*** To all of you... Every last f@*king one of you... Those of you who have promoted the show either by retweeting our tweets, tweeting your own tweets about us, telling someone about the podcast, writing our name on your boobs and going out for a night on the town, drunk dialing us and leaving messages of love and adoration, drunk dialing your friends about us... And the list goes on. 

Links:

How The Hell Am I Supposed To Eat My 7 Burritos Without My Diet Coke

Free Ride

Not The Way To Marriage Counsel

Botox Baby

Don't Have Enough To Hold Up Your Bikini? Try One Of These

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You might feel a slight pinch.

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Shave It, Dust It, Mop It, Wipe It, Wax It, SUCK IT!!!

In this, the 15th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Shooting The Sh!t” this week, the guys discuss the bloopersode listenership or lack there-of, how to discuss genital grooming with kids that overhear them podcasting about genital grooming, and Joe and Grant have a go at it over the in's and out's of disciplining children. Also, an update is provided from the Stolen Malaysian Condoms story, and how using humor to deal with tragedies is not a bad thing. Unless it’s Japan. Then all of a sudden it’s off limits.

On SKYPE this week, the Jell-O Wrestler extraordinaire Althea (@Love_Gunn on Twitter) returns to school the boys in the fine art of cleaning houses… Naked. Nude. Sans any clothing.  And, just like last time, she waits until the end of the interview to drop yet another prior occupation bomb. Which ensures her return to the show.

In Headlines, a law is discussed that would remove the age limit from breastfeeding, the convenience of getting a gun permit while you get your haircut, a dad practicing his mad ninja skills gets arrested, and a woman who gives the term “Pocket Pu$$y” a whole new meaning.

In The Male Sack, Grant and the guys tackle an advice letter from listener Denisa Duca out of Itlay.

And finally we read from the Glossary Of Perversion from our friends at GetOffended.Com... You sexy bast@ards!

 ***SPECIAL THANKS this week to ALL of our Twitter followers who have helped support/promote/distribute/push the podcast, which in turn has helped it grow.  Some of these people include, but are not limited to all of those on the previous posts as well as:

 @Mosedogg @zombie_chic @rcjhAdGrad (CREATOR OF OUR NEW PODCAST LOGO), @ladyluck514, @GritsandCoffee, @Hotdocstacy, @elyse_2301, @redwithenvy (Ginger Love), @JustLima, @thenightdrifter, @NerdyMcHotpants, @jam1581, @xoxo_carrie, @mandaKc, @Love_Gunn, @mabeline12, @BlazeOrangeGirl, @_EnglishDiva_, @Cereal_Mommy, @JulesJulietta, @DenisaDuca, @barelysarcasm, @sneakyunderpants, @AlteredCreation, @Mich_1987, @DementedDuchess, @StephEloi (The Google Goddess), @nerdygirlpc (Nerd Extraordinaire), @T8Hayes, @cinn48, @Mich_1987 (London Bridges), @ditzywoo, @mabeline12, @BeckySpldng, (J.J Jameson), @SarzIndubitably, @getoffendedcom, @somebodyfunny (Of the "Somebody And Me" comedy podcast), @getoffendedBone, @mrsbaker420 AND a whole lot more I know I'm missing. But really, this could go on for a few pages.

Links

You're Never Too Old To Suckle

Missing Condoms Found. Mostly

A Clip And A Gun

Ninja Dad

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Uhhahahaaa..... uh, you missed a spot.

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Ginger Kids Genital Grooming A Donkey Before "The Show"

In this, the 14th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

What follows is clearly a shameful attempt at writing a disclaimer for this particular episode and its poor quality… The guys make an attempt to have not 1 but 2 callers, both at the same time. This would have worked out great if they had been prepared and knew what they were doing. Lucky for you the listener (insert sarcasm here), they did not. That is why the audio is so poor on this particular episode. One microphone is crammed under the speaker to pick up sound from guest @redwithenvy, and the other audio is a laptop running Skype with sound coming from those massive (again insert sarcasm)laptop speakers, to pick up guest @Eviloi also known as The Google Goddess. Fortunately, after recording this episode, we were able to rectify this egregious error (with help/directions from @somebodyfunny of the “Somebody And Me” comedy podcast) so it does not happen again. With all that dirty laundry out on the line for you to smell, I’ll move on to content… Not that I think anybody reads these anyway…

“Shooting The Sh!t” this week, the guys discuss the grooming habits of men and women with special guests @redwithenvy AND "The Google Goddess herself, Ms. Stephanie Eloi. So much goes on during this dual Skype-cast it will make your ears explode! We discuss shaving, waxing, cutting, old porn, new porn, and somewhere in their we have a donkey show... OK, WE don't actually have a donkey show, but one of our guests has actually been to one, and the other guest wants to go to one... Or be in one... I don't recollect. Also discussed, the heartache and teen angst of growing up a fiery crotched ginger kid. Amazingly, this applies to not 1 but 2 people. Yes, That's right we have 2 gingers kids in this podcast episode. Although, clearly, one had a rougher go of it than the other... You know who you are.  ; )

In Headlines, we discuss some headlines. I can't for the life of me remember what they were. I think it's because I'm still red with envy. So after you have listened to this episode, write me and let me know. I think somewhere in here we discussed condoms with Gene Simmons face on them... OH BOY!

And finally we read from the Glossary Of Perversion from our friends at GetOffended.Com... You sexy beasts!

 ***SPECIAL THANKS this week to ALL of our Twitter followers who have helped support/promote/distribute/push the podcast, which in turn has helped it grow.  Some of these people include, but are not limited to all of those on the previous posts as well as:

 @rcjhAdGrad (CREATOR OF OUR NEW PODCAST LOGO), @ladyluck514, @GritsandCoffee, @Hotdocstacy, @elyse_2301, @redwithenvy (Ginger Love), @JustLima (Look up "survivor" or "fighter" in the dictionary...You'll see her.)@thenightdrifter, @NerdyMcHotpants, @jam1581, @xoxo_carrie, @mandaKc, @Love_Gunn, @mabeline12, @BlazeOrangeGirl, @_EnglishDiva_, @Cereal_Mommy, @ditzywoo, @JulesJulietta, @DenisaDuca, @barelysarcasm, @sneakyunderpants, @AlteredCreation, @Mich_1987, @DementedDuchess, @StephEloi (The Google Goddess), @nerdygirlpc (Nerd Extraordinaire), @T8Hayes, @cinn48, @Mich_1987 (London Bridges), @ditzywoo, @mabeline12, @BeckySpldng, (J.J Jameson), @SarzIndubitably, @getoffendedcom, @somebodyfunny (Of the "Somebody And Me" comedy podcast), @getoffendedBone, @mrsbaker420 AND a whole lot more I know I'm missing. But really, this could go on for a few pages.  

Links:

Red With Envy's Guide to Pubic Hair

Dr. Love Condomns

Doggie Style

Let's Go For A Ride

No More Hamster Dance

GetOffended.com

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HEE HAWW!!

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S#!tcast - Unaired Clips And Outtakes Of TLPS

In this, the second "Bloopersode" of The Last Podcaster Standing",

"Welcome to S#!TCAST!"...

Once again we find The Kilted One sick from his POIS, so while he endures his hyposensitization therapy, the guys skip recording a new episode, and instead have Mr. KIA put together more previously unaired material. New listeners should forego this episode in favor of previous episodes as this is not our usual idiocy. This is our "behind the scenes, look what we cut that should never air" idiocy.

Included in this little ditty, you will find the twigs an berries of "The Real Episode 6". "The never meant to be heard episode" This was recorded when The Kilted One and The Angry Ginger were spur of the moment absent. Filling in for them was Emmett TerBeek (who was supposed to be our first guest podcaster) and The Ninja (future brain slave and spouse of Mr. KIA). This episode was never posted for various reasons the least of which was Mr. KIA's ability to stand by his word that he could lead and direct an episode without TK1. Initially, the plan was to have Mr. KIA run and direct the program as The Kilted One would, but upon startup, instantaneously deferred to allowing guest podcaster Emmett to run it. 45 minutes later it was over and done with. Not bad...Just not good. What you hear of this dumped episode is what we could salvage. The best bit being "Gingers Have No Souls (Ginger Song Part 1)" played by Emmett on his guitar. 

Also included in this "bloopersode" from past episodes: The guys before they start recording, the guys after they finish a show, but The Kilted One kept recording anyway, and other bits cut for other various reasons. Fights. Mistakes. Douchebaggery. Sing-A-Longs. It's all here! Well... Not ALL of it. That would be a lot...

So to our fans, followers, and listeners, who have made it through our first 13 episodes, which by the way is only the beginning of what we have planned, (insert evil laugh here) we say "Thank You" and "Welcome To S#!TCAST!" To our non fans or people hearing this as their first introduction to us... Leave. Come back here when you think we're funny.

On a side note for those of you who REFUSE to listen to this time wasting garbage style of a podcast episode... Please note Episode 14 will be available in a few days. Or sooner... Ok... Maybe later... It depends on how my treatments go. Having sperm injected into myself is traumatizing... Just sayin'. Until then, Hugs And Kisses On All Your Pink Parts,

TK1

 

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Jello Wrestlers, Tattoo Fluffers, Chili Dogs, and Chowder Sticks.

In this, the 13th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Shooting The S#!t” this week, the guys update the Google Goddess's “Creepy Creeper” stalker story from last week. They also try to call her while she is out on a blind date, but f@*k'all if she would have the common decency to answer the phone during her private moment! Tart. Which leads to a discussion about dating services (Mr. Know It All met The Ninja this way).

We had no choice but to discuss Charlie Sheen in this segment because... Well... Um... Everyone sells out eventually. And because were #winning #winners with #tigerblood in our #warlock veins. The Sniper wants nothing to do with celebrityism. So much so that he lets the guys all know...Multiple times and quite sternly.

In a shameless act of promotion and unpaid advertising, the guys once again discuss GetOffended.com, as last weeks discussion of them did not do the company justice. This leads to some pretty creative moments for the guys and asks of them to dig deep into their shallow minds. Wanna know what a Cincinnati Taco Chop is? Ever heard of a Ginger Snap (no, not the cookie), a Chili Dog, or a Chowder Stick? If it hasn't been written, it will be soon. *On a side note - Those of you with weak stomachs or vivid imaginations, consider yourself forewarned, it gets pretty nasty...Ok, it gets REALLY nasty*.

And finally, for the first time ever ('cause Google Goddess refused to answer her phone, tart) we conduct our first LIVE interview with @Love_Gunn from Twitter. She sent in a headline that was interesting and usable for the podcast, but not half as interesting as her side profession. Y'know, the one where she fills a pool with Jello and then wrestles the clothes off of other women. Yes. You read that correctly. Althea is a Jello Wrestler. We've seen some of the videos. Wet. Sticky. Hot. And were not talking about the Jello. All things considered, the call goes well... Until the end when Althea reveals her prior profession, which causes the guys to all simultaneously stop breathing.

In Headlines, Apparently, staring at boobs will increase your life expectancy. Who knew?! London attempts to out do NewYorks breast milk cheese fetish by serving breast milk ice cream. A man goes to great lengths to win a small car, and a man with no anus get a hole new life.

The Male Sack” holds a question from listener Amanda, also known as @mandaKc on Twitter. She poses the question: What is the weirdest thing you've yelled (or the person you're with) during an orgasm. Personally, I'm waiting for The Sniper to let me know how things turn out for him. Also in the sack, a host of “Would You Rather's” for the guys to ponder and Mr. Know It All to dissect.

***SPECIAL THANKS this week to ALL of our Twitter followers who have helped promote/distribute/push the podcast, which in turn has helped it grow.  Some of these people include, but are not limited to all of those on the previous posts as well as: @xoxo_carrie @mandaKc, @Love_Gunn, @DenisaDuca, @barelysarcasm, @AlteredCreation, @DementedDuchess, @StephEloi (The Google Goddess), @nerdygirlpc (Nerd Extraordinaire), @T8Hayes, @cinn48, @Mich_1987 (London Bridges), @ditzywoo, @mabeline12, @BeckySpldng, (J.J Jameson), @SarzIndubitably, @Dangerfacex, @bobbyyrogerss and so many more. If I missed you, send your hate mail to thelastpodcaster@gmail.com. Or you could just let me know and I'll add you to next weeks list.***

Links:

Sheen Tweet-O-Matic

GetOffended.com

A View To A Boob

Your Mother's Ice Cream. No Really.

Wanna See My Tattoo?

Better Late Than Never

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J-E-L-L-O!

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TLPS: Tea Bagging Terrorists Every Chance We Get

In this, the 12th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing

“Shooting The S#!t” this week, The Ninja joins the guys to provide her perspective on Mr. KIA's marriage proposal, Mr. Kia updates his condom story from episode 10, and a teacher is suspended for stating the obvious about her students.

In Headlines, 3 students give teachers justification to badmouth them whenever they want or kick them in the nuts at the very least. How far would you go to get out of the military? Would you be willing to prove your a "bottom"? Maury Povich pays a girl $500 to violate her probation, a woman reports her daughter was kidnapped to the police that are standing right next to her daughter, and criminals pay $40 to rob a gun store. 

 "The Male Sack" holds a question from listener Steph Eloi (also known as The Google Goddess) about a stalker she calls the Creepy Creeper. The mere mention of the word "creeper" gives Mr. KIA a nerdgasm and he becomes compelled to gush about minecraft. Yeah! (Insert sarcasm here)

Also discussed from the sack:

1. How much $ would you need to get in order to star in an adult film that no one knows you did and would never find out? How much if all your friends, family, and co-workers knew? 

2. Let's say you are in the mountains of Afghanistan and you stuble across Osama Bin Laden all alone and weaponless. You have a loaded gun with you. What do you do? Do you shoot him on site or do you apprehend him and take him with you so that he can be brought to justice by our government.

3. And finally, we briefly talk about one of our new favorite websites: GETOFFENDED.COM While we do them no justice with our quick mention, this site has some of the best and most humorous swag we've ever seen. Cleavland Steamer? Yea, they have that. Donkey Punch? Yea, they have that. Blumpkins? What kind of site would it be without it? Hats, shirts, panties, bumper stickers, sweat shirts, books, and more. They have it all. If you're not easily offended, this site is for you, if you are easily offended, eat a chode! and GO GETOFFENDED.COM

You guys should know they did not pay us, they did not give us permission, they don't even know who we are. We just really like their site, and we use a lot of the terms/phrases THEY invented. And you probably do to. Check out their Glossary Of Perversion and buy one for us while your there! If we get one we'll read from it each podcast. Hiny hint wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more...

Links:

Stolen Condom Update

Nut Dunkin' Students

Turkish Show, Tell and Demonstrate

Today on Maury: I'm Violating My Probabtion

Dine And Ditch Your Daughter

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Bottoms Up!

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 2:30pm EDT
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This Robot, I Thee Wed

In this, the 11th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

“Shooting The S#!t” this week, the guys discuss various aspects of marriage. From proposals to prenups and some shades of grey inbetween.

Mr. KIA himself starts this weeks podcast off with the announcement of his impending marriage and the proposal that's gonna get him there. This leads the other 3 guys to recollect their own proposal stories. Set expectations low, however, as none of the stories are as exciting or funny as Mr. KIA's. Shortly after this romantic strip down memory lane, TK1 attempts to move into headlines, but Mr. KIA has other plans for him. Nefarious plans! And what pray tell are those plans you may ask? To teach TK1 a lesson. Yes, that's right, Mr. KIA sets out to set TK1 straight after TK1 offends and upsets him a week prior to the podcast. Although, as you will hear many times over (if you haven't fallen asleep, skipped ahead, or had “same difference” post traumatic stress flashbacks) TK1 CLEARLY states how he was wrong, apologizes for jumping the gun, interrupting, and making assumptions. Which was a clear attempt by TK1 to avoid the whole nasty business. But, alas, an apology, a concession and an admission of fault is no good to Mr. KIA unless he can embarrass you and make you feel stupid in general in front of LOTS of people rather than in private. Guess who those LOTS of people are? That's right you the lucky listeners! Woo hoo! You may be asking why not just edit this out of the podcast? Why bore and alienate we the listeners with this drivel? 'Cause this is real life b*tches! We fight, we argue, we don't get along sometimes, we offend, and we hurt each others “feelings”. For all the s*** Tom gets for being a Vulcan robot devoid of emotions, this was an obvious emotional outburst (we new he had them!). Mind you it was driven by revenge, spite, anger, frustration and malice, but hey, they're emotions to aren't they? So why not keep it on the record. Besides, by the end of it he had taught TK1 a very valuable lesson. And now TK1 knows... Don't assume, don't interrupt, don't blather to other people, but mostly, don't piss off Mr. KIA. And knowing is half the battle. High 5?

In Headlines, a bank robber is foiled by magic words, an amputee proves he is not the sum of his parts, and a man gets mad because his beer goggles lied to him. And finally in the news, for one soon to be incarcerated man, “everything but the kitchen sink” takes on a whole new meaning. 30 IS the magic number!

In our new segment “The Male Sack” (at least new for this week), the guys field these questions from emails submitted by listeners, fans, followers, and stalkers.

  1. “On Valentines Day my girlfriend was giving me a B.J. She puked on me while doing it, and now she wants to do it again. Now what do I do?!”

  2. “What podcasts do you guys listen to besides your own?”

  3. “Will you ever include a telephone guest on your show?”

  4. “If the world were going to end in 1 year, what would each of you do for the next 365 days?”

  5. “How much $ would you need to be guaranteed to have32CC breast implants inserted into your body and kept for exactly 1 year?”

  6. “How much $ would you need to be guaranteed to have any 1”x1” tattoo added to your face. You get to pick the tattoo, but it has to be in blue or black ink”

***SPECIAL THANKS this week to ALL of our Twitter followers who have helped promote/distribute the podcast, which in turn has helped it grow.  Some of these people include, but are not limited to: @StephEloi (The Google Goddess), @nerdygirlpc (Nerd Extraordinaire), @Mich_1987 (London Bridges), @ditzywoo, @Gustosapien (Check out his you tube channel, funny s***!), @mabeline12, @BeckySpldng, (J.J Jameson), @dixidiamond, @Starry Towers, @DearOccupant, @outerlmitz, @Dangerfacex, @Sombodyfunny, @Kellyyy_F, @thatTravisBow, @chrisa7x6661, @Getoffendedcom (One of the best websites we've cum across!)***

Hugs and Kisses on all your pink parts!

Links:

We Don't Accept Robberies After 7pm

One-Armed Bada$$

Crikey! You're Not A Woman!

Anal Repository

Mustache Study

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A mustache a day keeps the doctor away.

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 2:30pm EDT
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The Prince Of Gay Porn: Camo Condoms, C0(k Rings, And Cooter Steams

In this the 10th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

We have decided to let YOU the listener, do the write up. The write up can be as long or short as necessary to provide a brief overview and tease of the episode. So have at it! Have a go at us! Send your write up to thelastpodcaster@gmail.com. After 1 week, we will post the best submission into this space as the "official write up". If we have not received one within that time... That would suck... Then I would have to do it... And you can read how well that's worked out so far... So write something already and send it to us! - TK1

So here it is! The one (AS IN LITERALLY "1") submission for our write up contest! Which means an instant win by default for The Google Goddess. Thanks Steph.

P.s. I added to it...

Welcome to this, our 10th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing!! (Que trumpets!)
 
This time TK1 has stepped aside and let us, the fans do the episode write up.
I think TK1 just wanted a break this episode so he offered a contest so he could pawn off his responsibilites to an adoring fan. Lucky me. {TK1--->This is so true. I want to deny it. But I can't because it's true.}
 
This episode is full of the usual antics which are this time centered around headlines. There is some talk of TK1's family history{TK1--->Is it weird no one questioned my Bible? And it needing to be as old as the crusades for the story to be more believable? I'm just asking? "Cause if it was THAT old I would have sold it in a heartbeat for all the cash it would be worth. As it turns out, after speaking to my mom, the bible is only from the 1700's.} Also discussed, The Angry Ginger's dibilitating condom injury, the proper use of c0(k rings{TK1--->Ginger has since bought 2! Want pictures?}, Ginger's fascination with gay porn, some steamy spiced vag {TK1--->Which is as good as a bowl of chicken soup}, how using your cell phone could be hazardous to your heath, TK1's speech impediments{TK1--->KINDERGARTEN! DARNIT!}, and an impatient mother, and so much more! Thank God we have Mr. KIA to hold down the fort or we'd all be in trouble!! {TK1--->I'll tell you what he can hold! F'ing Know It All!}
 
So, sit back and laugh your a$$ off because this episode is completely off the charts!
 
"The Google Goddess", Stephanie Eloi

***SPECIAL THANKS this week to ALL of our Twitter followers who have helped promote/distribute the podcast, which in turn has helped it grow.  Some of these people include, but are not limited to: @StephEloi (The Google Goddess), @ditzywoo, @nerdygirlpc, @Mich_1987 (London Bridges), @BeckySpldng, @dixidiamond, @Starry Towers, @GingerLove148, @DearOccupant, @douchef*** (Check his blog out, this dude can write), @Gustosapien, @DjRoKMuZiK, @mabeline12, @outerlmitz, @niksmyth, @CalebHolland,...And the list goes on and on and on and on...***

HEADLINE Links:

Killer Text Message

Survivor: Kindergarten

Rubber Theif

Judicial Abstinence

V-Steam

Wannabe Grandmother

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Four idiots in your ear is better than four idiots in your bush.

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Q&A With The  Podcasters Of The Last Podcaster Standing

Not much of a write up here. We asked for listeners and fans to send in questions for our first listener supported episode. Wanna know who we are? What's our origin story? This is the episode you can get these answers. Wanna hear about the threesome in a Dublin stripclub? How 'bout a proposed threesome by a podcaster and his wife? This episode has that to! All wrapped into a convenient hour that some may consider funny and revealing, while others consider it dryer than a popcorn fart. WHICH is why we recorded another hour, that we like to call Episode 10.

Episode 10 "The Prince Of Gay Porn: Camo Condoms, C0(k Rings, and Cooter Steams" will be available Monday, Feb. 14th. Unless by miracle we get such a demand by way of downloads for episode 9.5, that I am forced to publish it tomorrow night! Hint hint wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more...

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Blue Waffles And Gravy: Breakfast Of Champions!

In this, the 9th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The guys return to the studio for the first time since the last time.  Which just so happens to be last week.  When they recorded episode 8...  In that time, they have made a few fans and lost a few fans and they expect this week to be no different.  Updates this week include, but are not limited to, Gingers Job #2 story from last week, the lion tacos being removed from the menu, and The Kilted ones addiction to KFC gravy.  Intervention is sorely needed with him. The Kilted one challenges Mr. Know It All and wins by a slight margin.  Look for/listen to, that apology coming up in episode 10!  The Sniper, The Ginger and Mr. Know It All gang up on The Kilted One for being old.  Which compared to them, he is.  And in the longest segment, the guys tackle their first email advice request sent in by a listener who is struggling in her relationship.  Will she be a fan after the segment has ended?  Will you?   It should be noted that both the intro and the outro music were chosen solely and specifically for this segment, the Flaming Canuck and her Barber.   It should also be noted that Mr. Know It All had no knowledge (hmm... know it all) whatsoever of either song. That makes the Kilted One feel REALLY old.   And finally, the Sniper closes out the show and general banter with the best summation of a story yet! Nice shot Snipes, nice shot.  Blue waffles all around!

In Headlines, dentistry gets dirty, the US/Mexico border plays catch with one another, and The Angry Ginger makes us all blue in the face.  Just another day behind the mics.

***Special thanks this week to all of our Twitter followers, especially  those on "THE LIST", you all know who you are.  Yes I'm writing about you... Your support, banter, and promotion is appreciated and it also increases the Gingers ever expanding harem. 

Until next week...

Links:

Lion Taco Update

Busty Dentist

High Flying Drugs

Blue Waffle (NSFW)  SEXUALLY EXPLICIT. WARNING! VERY SEXUALLY GRAPHIC! You've been warned.

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Dumb news is good news.

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Lions, Alpacas, and 261 Penises Oh My!

In this the 8th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

After surviving last weeks train trip to Russia, in spite of Grant's over emotional decree of episode 7 being "the last episode of The Last Podcaster Standing EVER!", the guys gather once again behind the mics to share their idiocy with the world.  First off, the guys discuss a listener/fan who recently had a child in the hospital, and before Mr. Know It All knows it all, he cracks a joke. Nice Tom. Nice. Luckily she has survived her ordeal and is doing well. And you're still an a$$ Tom. This leads the group to ponder the high price of band aids and Mrs. Fowlers ability to cut hair. Ginger shares experiences from the previous nights job with a drunk and his crank and a man and his crack. Tom provides helpful information to Ginger by showing him a self protection device that will surely get him killed. The guys attempt to solicit information from Ginger regarding his families bounty hunting duties, but apparently until further notice, needs to be shrouded in secrecy. Dog will be so disappointed.

In headlines, a chef in New York discovers the "other white cheese" with the help of his wife. Rest assured this is better than maggot cheese! But still may make you hurl just the same. Also discussed, a taco that costs 10 dollars may be worth the trip, men who need Kleenex for more than just their spunky moments, the best museum for lovers of the penis, a cat and his civil duties, and finally, things kids today will never know tomorrow. Except for the fact that they will. Unless they live in a cave...

***Special Thanks to Erin Trim for sending in the story "The Other White Cheese".

Links:

Gun Comb

Boobalicious Cheese

Tacos:The Mane Dish

Sick Of Orgasms

Iceland:Now Accepting Penis Donations

Furry Juror

Things Kids Will Never Know

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There is no such thing as stupid news, only stupid people.

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Train Wreck To Russia

In this, the 7th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

"Chugga chugga choo choo...  awe, who gives a f@*K!" - The Angry Gingers version of this write up.

My version of the write up -  What begins as a brilliant idea rapidly descends into utter chaos.  By rapidly, I mean immediately.  The plan was to podcast while 4 cameras transmitted the podcast through the Chat Roulette application.  The hope was that we would connect with many people from all over the world and use CR as free advertising.  Couple that concept with having not 1, but 2 guest podcasters and a Ninja in the studio to help liven things up.  For those who know math, that's 7 live bodies (with regular show hosts Grant, Jason, Joe, and Tom included) and untold numbers of digital ones in the room at one time.  Now imagine that 3 of the 7 people are drinking and/or already drunk when the show starts.  See?  The train left the station on fire and off the rails.  We attempt to hold a show that falls within the format, which is a bit of general chat followed by headlines that make you scratch your head and say WTF?  This, as you will hear, is not exactly what happened.  It was like watching a bunch of ADD kids who went off of their adderall and instead decided crack was a better option.  It listens the same.  So after 2 full program edits (1 by Ginger and 1 by Producer Tom) and no less than 103 individual cuts of a 1 hour and 36 minute program, you are left to hear 48 of those minutes.  Enjoy.

What have we learned from this experience?  There are a lot of penis's on Chat Roulette, but very few boobs.  Emmett listened to the show before being a guest, Marlee did not.  Tom is NOT the Founder of MySpace.  Marlee knows about Reaganomics.  The gun WAS loaded... GRANT!  Emmett plays a mean guitar and is only able to say the title of the podcast correctly while intoxicated.  It's Led Zepplin NOT Eric Clapton. The Ninja would prefer Tom NOT have Chat Roulette girl remove the covers.  No one penis looks like another.  Jason interrupts Tom more than he doesn't.  Between The Covers may be the best comedic web series ever!  And Joe...  Joe is in there somewhere, like a ghost who occassionally rattles his chain.  Emmett's improvisational song writing made me pee from laughing. But more importantly, Russia has Gingers to. 

Ok, ok, I concede Ginger, my write up is as much a train wreck as is the episode.  So let me sum it all up in one sentence - "Chugga chugga choo choo...  awe, who gives a f@*K!"

- The Kilted One

 

Links:

Deadly Sex Fantasy Accident

Real Life A$$ Kick

Drunk Babysitter

Dead Sex

Mummified Passenger

Auto Arrest

Underwear Robber

Roaming Minstrel (Emmett Terbeek)

Between The Covers Webseries

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Kicking the news while it's down since 2010.

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VULVA! Strong Enough For A Man, But Made By A Woman.

In this, the 6th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Joe updates the previously podcasted story of Boo, the boy whose mother sent him to school dressed as teen Scooby sleuth Daphne...  And no, he's NOT gay!  Or a ninja.  The guys are fascinated and marvel at Grant's 70's porn stache, and beg for free rides, to which he politely declines.  Also, Grant, Ginger and Tom learn the meaning of "sex sells" in the advertising industry, when Joe exposes them to strange and unusual commercials from around the world.  For Tom, our resident conservative, this proves to be more than difficult as he initially is required to describe what he is seeing.  And, being both socially and verbally conservative, he struggles to find the right words to complete this task.  That is of course until he finally realizes what the hell he's actually seeing.  Then he just can't shut up!  Jason decides mastering the art of CPR may in fact be his true calling in life when he is exposed to a special training video, that would by all accounts, be a hit with any Human Resources department.

In headlines, scalping takes on a whole new meaning when power tools are involved, New Zealand finally responds to Ginger's incessant bashing of them by "banning" him, commando kilt wearing being banned in the south leads the guys to discuss Grant's kilt wearing habits, and a female boob doctor who's not a doctor at all gets in trouble for feeling a few boobs... OH! And not being a female.  Also, we all hear parents say things like "if you touch my daughter I'll...!" Well, one guy wasn't kidding around.  He talked the talk and then proceeds to walk the walk.  And in our final story we discuss the positive side of being obese...  Y'know, like being able to hide half of a freaking department store in your fat rolls.  All in all just another podcast of the strange, the weird, the bizarre, the unspeakable and the unheard of.  Well, mostly unheard of.

Links

Ginger Boy Update

Grant's Stash

Commercials: Jacuzzi, "Instructional" CPR (NSFW), Horney Graffiti (NSFW), Seat Theif (NSFW)

Smell me and .com (Definitely NSFW)

Inner City Scalping

New Zealand Ginger Response

Anti Commando Kilt Law

Grant's Dress Kilt 1, Grant's Dress Kilt 2

Molesting Heshe

German Berry Picker

Fat Thieves

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News is as stupid does.

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