In this the 8th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

After surviving last weeks train trip to Russia, in spite of Grant's over emotional decree of episode 7 being "the last episode of The Last Podcaster Standing EVER!", the guys gather once again behind the mics to share their idiocy with the world.  First off, the guys discuss a listener/fan who recently had a child in the hospital, and before Mr. Know It All knows it all, he cracks a joke. Nice Tom. Nice. Luckily she has survived her ordeal and is doing well. And you're still an a$$ Tom. This leads the group to ponder the high price of band aids and Mrs. Fowlers ability to cut hair. Ginger shares experiences from the previous nights job with a drunk and his crank and a man and his crack. Tom provides helpful information to Ginger by showing him a self protection device that will surely get him killed. The guys attempt to solicit information from Ginger regarding his families bounty hunting duties, but apparently until further notice, needs to be shrouded in secrecy. Dog will be so disappointed.

In headlines, a chef in New York discovers the "other white cheese" with the help of his wife. Rest assured this is better than maggot cheese! But still may make you hurl just the same. Also discussed, a taco that costs 10 dollars may be worth the trip, men who need Kleenex for more than just their spunky moments, the best museum for lovers of the penis, a cat and his civil duties, and finally, things kids today will never know tomorrow. Except for the fact that they will. Unless they live in a cave...

***Special Thanks to Erin Trim for sending in the story "The Other White Cheese".

Links:

Gun Comb

Boobalicious Cheese

Tacos:The Mane Dish

Sick Of Orgasms

Iceland:Now Accepting Penis Donations

Furry Juror

Things Kids Will Never Know

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In this, the 7th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

"Chugga chugga choo choo...  awe, who gives a f@*K!" - The Angry Gingers version of this write up.

My version of the write up -  What begins as a brilliant idea rapidly descends into utter chaos.  By rapidly, I mean immediately.  The plan was to podcast while 4 cameras transmitted the podcast through the Chat Roulette application.  The hope was that we would connect with many people from all over the world and use CR as free advertising.  Couple that concept with having not 1, but 2 guest podcasters and a Ninja in the studio to help liven things up.  For those who know math, that's 7 live bodies (with regular show hosts Grant, Jason, Joe, and Tom included) and untold numbers of digital ones in the room at one time.  Now imagine that 3 of the 7 people are drinking and/or already drunk when the show starts.  See?  The train left the station on fire and off the rails.  We attempt to hold a show that falls within the format, which is a bit of general chat followed by headlines that make you scratch your head and say WTF?  This, as you will hear, is not exactly what happened.  It was like watching a bunch of ADD kids who went off of their adderall and instead decided crack was a better option.  It listens the same.  So after 2 full program edits (1 by Ginger and 1 by Producer Tom) and no less than 103 individual cuts of a 1 hour and 36 minute program, you are left to hear 48 of those minutes.  Enjoy.

What have we learned from this experience?  There are a lot of penis's on Chat Roulette, but very few boobs.  Emmett listened to the show before being a guest, Marlee did not.  Tom is NOT the Founder of MySpace.  Marlee knows about Reaganomics.  The gun WAS loaded... GRANT!  Emmett plays a mean guitar and is only able to say the title of the podcast correctly while intoxicated.  It's Led Zepplin NOT Eric Clapton. The Ninja would prefer Tom NOT have Chat Roulette girl remove the covers.  No one penis looks like another.  Jason interrupts Tom more than he doesn't.  Between The Covers may be the best comedic web series ever!  And Joe...  Joe is in there somewhere, like a ghost who occassionally rattles his chain.  Emmett's improvisational song writing made me pee from laughing. But more importantly, Russia has Gingers to. 

Ok, ok, I concede Ginger, my write up is as much a train wreck as is the episode.  So let me sum it all up in one sentence - "Chugga chugga choo choo...  awe, who gives a f@*K!"

- The Kilted One

Links:

Deadly Sex Fantasy Accident

Real Life A$$ Kick

Drunk Babysitter

Dead Sex

Mummified Passenger

Auto Arrest

Underwear Robber

Roaming Minstrel (Emmett Terbeek)

Between The Covers Webseries

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In this, the 6th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Joe updates the previously podcasted story of Boo, the boy whose mother sent him to school dressed as teen Scooby sleuth Daphne...  And no, he's NOT gay!  Or a ninja.  The guys are fascinated and marvel at Grant's 70's porn stache, and beg for free rides, to which he politely declines.  Also, Grant, Ginger and Tom learn the meaning of "sex sells" in the advertising industry, when Joe exposes them to strange and unusual commercials from around the world.  For Tom, our resident conservative, this proves to be more than difficult as he initially is required to describe what he is seeing.  And, being both socially and verbally conservative, he struggles to find the right words to complete this task.  That is of course until he finally realizes what the hell he's actually seeing.  Then he just can't shut up!  Jason decides mastering the art of CPR may in fact be his true calling in life when he is exposed to a special training video, that would by all accounts, be a hit with any Human Resources department.

In headlines, scalping takes on a whole new meaning when power tools are involved, New Zealand finally responds to Ginger's incessant bashing of them by "banning" him, commando kilt wearing being banned in the south leads the guys to discuss Grant's kilt wearing habits, and a female boob doctor who's not a doctor at all gets in trouble for feeling a few boobs... OH! And not being a female.  Also, we all hear parents say things like "if you touch my daughter I'll...!" Well, one guy wasn't kidding around.  He talked the talk and then proceeds to walk the walk.  And in our final story we discuss the positive side of being obese...  Y'know, like being able to hide half of a freaking department store in your fat rolls.  All in all just another podcast of the strange, the weird, the bizarre, the unspeakable and the unheard of.  Well, mostly unheard of.

Links

Ginger Boy Update

Grant's Stash

Commercials: Jacuzzi, "Instructional" CPR (NSFW), Horney Graffiti (NSFW), Seat Theif (NSFW)

Smell me and .com (Definitely NSFW)

Inner City Scalping

New Zealand Ginger Response

Anti Commando Kilt Law

Grant's Dress Kilt 1, Grant's Dress Kilt 2

Molesting Heshe

German Berry Picker

Fat Thieves

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News is as stupid does.

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