In this, the 19th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

In this weeks "Shooting The Sh$t", The Sniper is on his much needed vacation this week, but still takes the time to Skype in 2 or 3 times. 2 or 3 times because the internet in his hotel SUCKED! His seat is temporarily filled by newcomer Brandon, also known as Darryl and longtime friend of our very own Mr. KIA. Joe calls in to tell us his vacation goings on, which include a vehicular breakdown, a trip to Wal-Mart, and a run in with some Orthodox Jews. Ginger discusses briefly and without much detail, his father’s employment with the top secret organization known as Disney. As always the guys find time to recycle “old age” jokes at The Kilted One because they are lacking in new material. And finally, The Kilted One exacerbates his already strained relationship with Mr. KIA, by risking his children’s life and demanding an apology for his proper usage and spelling of the word “exacerbate”… Which as it turns out The Kilted One was in fact right about.

"Headlines" this week include a man akin to Mr. KIA, whom, so distraught over politics, punches himself in the face. Also included a postman who delivers sh$t on time, a man who loves Wal-Mart so much he can’t wait to get home, and a cat who uses 8 of his 9 lives in one shot.

As always, thank you to our friends at GetOffended.Com. for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Do follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone

***SPECIAL THANKS*** Shout outs to some of our new (and constant) followers, fans, and listeners this week: @DannyDogMouth, @Love_Gunn, @RedWithEnvy (GWA), @JustLima, @elyse_2301, JillieBean1581, @ManoDogs, @mrsverve AND @thanassi360 (husband and wife leprechauns), @funsizdprincess, @WhoCuppedMyCake, @nerdygirlpc, @miss_Deyo, @Mosedogg, @mandaKc, @mohawkdad, @ladyluck514, @DenisaDuca, @Mich_1987, @Lizzady85, @JstCallMeFrank, @zombie_chic, @RADventurer, @47ali, @KymberlyJane420, @ZoHnNy, @robert rice, @landan_h, @slyoung5, @xoxo_carrie @iamrobhensley, @mandybhari… And the list goes on… Thank you to all of you for your continued support and the promotion and growth of our podcast. If it wasn’t for people like you, we’d be talking to ourselves!

Other TWEETERS who have Podcasts you might enjoy AFTER you listen to ours…Or unless you wanna save the best for last…Your call either way… Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice…CHECK’EM OUT- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, awkwardpodcast…If I missed some of you, which is not far from impossible for me, let me know and I’ll add you in.

Links

Too Dumb To Punch Someone Else

Crappy Delivery

Here Kitty Kitty

I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie

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Neither snow nor rain...

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In this, the 18th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

In this weeks "Shooting The Sh$t" segment, we shoot the sh$t. Which is slang for "talking" about stuff. Like our pending trip to Chicago, Mr. KIA's "Closeup" while shopping for reception halls, our T-shirts that will, or maybe, or possibly should be, ready by the time this posts. (But I can tell you, they are not ready)...(But only people who just read that will know it) And of course, somewhere in all that mess we get sidetracked a half a dozen times on a dozen different topics. That's MATH!

"Headlines" this week should be read. So click on each and every link and read the stories. They're really quite wonderful. Also, I am running short on time and did not want to humorously describe each and every headline. If you think you can do it and you have the time... Send it to our Gmail. Then I will take the time to copy and paste it right here--->  <---.

As always, thank you to our friends at GetOffended.Com. for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya.

***SPECIAL THANKS*** It's gotten to the point where there are so many people to thank. The entire blog page would be filled and require you to scroll for an hour. So instead I will just say thank you to all of you. You know who you are. You tweet us. You retweet us. You download our episodes and listen. You pass them on to friends. You pass them on to enemies. You promote us in your blog. You send us emails. You send us voice mails. You send us pictures. You keep us real. You help us grow. Thank you. Each and every f$%king one of you. If not for you, we'd be talking to ourselves. ~TK1

Links

Manual Foreskin Removal

Dad Marks His Teritory

"Special" Corporal Punishment

Flaming Kilt

Miss Guilty But Still Hot

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Come Get Some

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In this, the 17th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

“Shooting The Sh$t” this week from The Sniper's Nest (otherwise known as Joe's house), the guys discuss The Kilted Ones most awesome "About Me" Tumblr page and how concise it is, which can be found here-->http://thelastpodcaster.tumblr.com/TheKiltedOne. Also discussed, Mr. KIA's new purchase of a home, roman candle and bottle rocket wars, The Kilted Ones one legged brother, The Last Podcaster Standing Girls Of 2012 calendar contest, and finally Ginger gives updates from The Crazy House. Which is for lack of a better word... Crazy!

From The Male Sack, the guys once again give poor, nosensical advice to a listener and ponder why in the world anyone would ask them for advice in the first place. This time however is probably worse than other times. And listener @Mosedogg (Brian) provides the guys with his own term for the Glossary Of Perversion: "The Russian Backfire"

In Headlines, a man gambles everything on a pair of boobs, an Ohio man becomes very attached to his furniture, a young boy creates man scented candles, and a woman gets high by wearing a diaper.

And we read from the Glossary Of Perversion from our friends at GetOffended.Com... You offensive fu#$ers!

***Special THANKS*** To all of you... Every last fu#$ing one of you... Those of you who have promoted the show either by retweeting our tweets, tweeting your own tweets about us, telling someone about the podcast, writing our name on your boobs and going out for a night on the town, drunk dialing us and leaving messages of love and adoration, drunk dialing your friends about us... And the list goes on.

Links

Man Boobs

I Am One With The Chair

Man Candles

Leave The Change, Take The Condoms

Show And Stab

Diaper Loaded With Crack

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PEW!!!

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In this, the 16th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

“Shooting The Sh!t” this week, the guys discuss the trip they're planning to Chicago to see Kevin Smith on his podcast tour. They also outline their plans to videotape and podcast the whole disaster. Seriously, can you imagine what's gonna happen when they start drinking and have to put up with each other?

From The Male Sack, Quoting the email from listener @T8haze “Here's my fallen soldier. (Yes, she sent a pic) We have had some amazing times, but all good things come to an end. I am in the market for a replacement, but I'm not too sure what to get. I'd like an upgrade, but nothing too fancy or complicated!” Joe “The Sniper” is then tasked with and leads the charge to find a new soldier for T8, who clearly lost hers in a vigorous battle with her bulge. Get it?!... Battle of the Bulge! Get it?! Get it?! I was gonna say hoo hoo, but I didn't. The Sniper, after days of research and testing, brings his Top 3 to the table for us to select for T8. Will she like it? Will she approve? Will she use it? I dunno. You'll have to ask her...

In Headlines, A man robs a bar for condoms and cash, while another man pays $50,000 for 7 beefy crunchy tacos, and the police are called to rescue a man who did not miss his train. Did you know marriage counseling now includes sex, drinking AND drugs?! Neither did we. And finally, The Kilted One loses his sh$t when both Mr. Kia and The Sniper bring stories of child abuse and exploitation to the table. Botox for 4 yr. Olds and Push up bras for pre-teens. REALLY people? REALLY?! W T F?!

And we read from the Glossary Of Perversion from our friends at GetOffended.Com... You offensive f@*kers!

***Special THANKS*** To all of you... Every last f@*king one of you... Those of you who have promoted the show either by retweeting our tweets, tweeting your own tweets about us, telling someone about the podcast, writing our name on your boobs and going out for a night on the town, drunk dialing us and leaving messages of love and adoration, drunk dialing your friends about us... And the list goes on. 

Links:

How The Hell Am I Supposed To Eat My 7 Burritos Without My Diet Coke

Free Ride

Not The Way To Marriage Counsel

Botox Baby

Don't Have Enough To Hold Up Your Bikini? Try One Of These

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You might feel a slight pinch.

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