The Last Podcaster Standing
1 podcast, 3 idiots, an Angry Ginger Kid, and a Google Goddess. The Last Podcaster Standing searches the globe for the bizarre, strange, weird and idiotic headlines, events, and the people in them. Sharing personal stories and "Shootin' The S***" on random topics along the way. Hosted by Grant (The Kilted One ), Jason (The Angry Ginger), Joe (The Sniper), Tom (Mr. Know It All), and Stephanie (The Google Goddess). We talk dirty. We laugh. We don't make up the stories or the headlines, we make fun of 'em! This podcast is RATED M for Mature.

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TLPS Squared

On this, the 51st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Listen up Mother F#%kers!  This podcast has some history! Not only does it have a blast from the past co-host The Kilted One, It also has the host of another podcast.  A podcast that took the time to listen to our silly little show and give it a review.  The outcome?  Well, if you've listened to Episode 37: The Pedantic Fun Sponge you'll know what the outcome was...and the true origin of Mr. Know-It-All's new title! 

Andrew Johnston is the host of Podcast Squared and after the (Glowing?) review that we played for you in episode 37, we were invited as guests on his show. What could have been a train wreck of epic proportions, turned into a pretty solid episode.  Hey, if anyone is willing to "toe to toe" or "Rowe V.S. Wade" rather, with Tom (The Pedantic Fun Sponge) is alright in our books!  So hold on to your a$$ and pray no one decides to sue you for the right for it or the right to take it...or the right to...You know what?  I don't give a f***, a s*** or a damn even!  Is Damn a swear word anymore? 

Push play and listen to this son of b**ch will ya!  Don't forget to pull out your pen and paper to keep tally on the foul language used in this episode!  Joe and Andrew did.....Can you guess who lost?  All bets are on the Ginger!  (F**king Racism!)

Back to you Andrew, you BLEEPING BEEP sucker!

-Angry Ginger

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Podcast Squared

Ask An American

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 7:00pm EST
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Radioactive Ginger Sperm And Christmas Stuff

In this, the 50th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Mr. Know-it-all decides to "Shoot the Sh$t" about a couple of guys the NINJA works with who may or may not be Broke Back Hunting!  See, what starts off as an innocent weekend away with the guys turns into a pretty poisonous situation!   Let's just say they both went home with a rash and an itch to be quiet about what happens in the woods!  Apparently word gets out in the wooded community and the deer come from all over the place to poke fun at the would-be hunter!  Not only does he stick around for the itchy and scratchy show, but he decides to get his hump on with the family pet!  How's that for rubbing it in your face?

In other news, but before we get to the real news...The Google Goddess got all pilled up before the show!  She says it was to help her with her breathing but we're pretty sure it was to give us dirty looks all night and not laugh at much of what we had to say!  We kindly asked her to remove her tampon that was clearly in sideways, but she instead started shooting cannon balls at our faces!  This is not a lie nor a myth!  Stating the facts here people!

As always, there is so much to say...but lets face it, you'd rather just hit play and here us tell funny f$*king stories about crazy a$$ people doing crazy a$$ things who may or not live in crazy a$$ houses! 

So why don't you just sit back, relax, grab a girl and do her while your watching a Disney show!

Press Play MO Fackers!

-Angry Ginger

Links

Mixing Meth In Walmart

Bleach Fiiiight!!

Bra And Panties Party (For 3rd Graders, Don't Get Excited)

Mythbusters Woopsie

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 5:10pm EST
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Retard Strong

In this, the 49th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Google Goddess pulls out a story from back in the day about witnessing a "Mentally Handicapped" person who goes on a Donkey Kong like rampage at a bowling alley.  He's told repeatedly by his "Keeper" (Thanks for that one Sniper) that it's time to go HOME!  What happens next is unspeakable! (See Episode photo)  Now G.G. says she was out with her "At the time Boyfriend" but the guys (Angry Ginger, The Sniper and Mr. Know-It-All) come to the conclusion that this may have been a family reunion of sorts...and there may have been CLOWNS involved! Heh! Those crazy mountain folk sure do know how to have some fun.

Also, the Angry Ginger gets uncomfortable at "The Crazy House" as love is not needed anymore by an estranged couple!...Meanwhile love isn't wanted but money sure is for another couple!  Well...perhaps the first time is free!?

Click PLAY!

-Angry Ginger

Links

Toenail Removal (video)

Ginger Seal

Election Typo

Shooting At Segways

Don't Hand Over Your Info Before You Shoplift

Help A Brother Out

Urinal Games

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 3:36pm EST
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Wake Up With A Little Cock-A-Doodle-Do

In this, the 48th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing:

While taking a trip down memory lane, The Sniper decides to drop a "Dirty Bomb" in the car as he pulls into the gas station to grab a pop.  He doesn't say a word; pretty sure he doesn't even realize he’s done it till he comes back to the car.  As he climbs into a car full of passed out podcasters, he notices a few things.  One, it really f***ing stinks in here,  two, why is the Google Goddess passed out with a roll of quarters in her mouth, and three, why is there a half-naked guy humping the back of his car with such force that he actually wakes the podcasters up from their slumber!  The Sniper laughs to himself as he recalls a story he once heard about 3 relatives all having heart attacks on the same day.  As he's taking a second to fill in the Angry Ginger, Mr. Know It All and the Google Goddess, they all notice the half-naked man is now a fully naked standing at the passenger window complaining that his life would have turned out different had he not thrown an uncooked ham at his mother last week!  This freaks G.G. the f@&k out!  So bad she forgets her "L"s as she screams "(L)et's  get the f*#k out of here!" Sniper hits the gas and they're on their way to a frat party where "Cookie" is the game to be played! 

Hours later at University, the party has died down and the fellas with their Goddess in tow are ready to pass out!  Angry Ginger is complaining about his missing mole while eating a basket full of "Cookies"! "Where the hell did you get those cookies"? asked Mr. Kia.  "I stole ‘em from some kid who was crying in the corner...something about not wanting to be the “Ookie Cookie Champion"! Ginger exclaimed while he swallowed his last cookie.  "Who ever made these sons of b*$ches must live near the ocean! Salty!" he said while rubbing his stomach were his mole used to be. 

Now at the room, they are crashing in for the night.  Kia in his night cap and one-zee cracks open his law book and flicks the light to his hard hat on.  "Gonna do a little light reading"! he exclaims as he settles into his bunk.  The Sniper and A.G. are up to no good.  They found a porn in the room that they've never seen before so A.G. wants to go find a VCR somewhere where they can dub it while The Sniper's idea is just "Pull the f@*king tape from the case, I'll fix it when we get home"!  None of this makes any sense to G.G. as she pulls up "Cyst Explosions" on her laptop...She smiles to herself, sets her alarm clock then before anyone can see she shoves it down her pants and leans back...waiting for 6 a.m. to come. 

Wake up!

AG

Links

BBall Players Play Cookie

Das Auto Erotica

Mom Hit With Pink Missile

Little Rooster That Could

Guido Heart Attacks

Giant Cyst Video

Crappy Revenge Tattoo

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 7:00pm EST
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Fast Food Getaway

In this, the 47th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

In what starts off as a simple discussion about The Sniper getting some free food at McDonald's, the story turns into not one, not two, but three stories about robbery.  One involves a ruthless ex-lover, another involves a sock puppet, and believe it or not famous comedian Jeff Dunham, well he's mentioned anyway!  Thirdly,  and mind you these are in no particular order,  rounding out the trinity of robbery stories, the last one involves the Ginger as a potential "Mastermind" behind a robbery that was but never really was...but was!  Or was it?  I say it was a prank; Mr. K.I.A on the other hand, pulls out his trusty law book for a look-see.  We're all friends here right?  What's the Statute of Limitations in Michigan anyway? I'm going to chalk this all up to a big fat white lie we're telling due to the amount of "Bath Salts" we're all getting high on! 

As always, don't forget to strap you're mistletoe to your "Penis" (right TK1?) and grab your bamboo rod because it's about to start “dripping from the ceiling” up in here! 

Oh, anyone know where we can find a cleaning lady that can stay at least 8 inches away from Koonta?

-AG

Links

Sock Puppet Heist

Deck The Halls On Bath Salts

Anti Shrinkage Swimsuit

Too Clean For Art

Getting "The Scoop" To Get The Scoop

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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 7:00pm EST
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