In this, the 35th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Something completely different...

Most often in the write-ups I do for each episode, I attempt to use humor and wit to inform you in part, of what the topics and headlines we discuss are in the episode. This time around however, I thought I would change it up and tell you rather instead about the episode title used this week: "Out Of Order". As a general rule of thumb, our titles are often a play on words of moments or headlines that occur within the episode. "Out Of Order" is not one of them. This title was chosen for what you don't hear, and in fact, has a double meaning. The first is "out of order", as in broken. As in not working. An example being Skype. During this episode it kept dropping both the The Google Goddess and our guest @MoseDogg. Not once, not twice, but around 7 times. Yet we continued on, in spite of my juvenile temper tantrums to just quit for the night. And yes, that actually was recorded. Another example of "out of order" (in context of being broken) would be AT&T, which wasn't working, which would also explain Skype crapping out. We tried, and would like to blame it on @MoseDogg and his 1986 dial up phone modem, but then we'd be lying. The third and final example would be human error. After countless technical difficulties and incessant interruptions, the only thing left to go "out of order" was me. Mentally broken. You'll note something peculiar in the intro stories. Like us, laughing. A Lot. A lot more than the stories being told call for. The reason for this... We had already told the stories. I, being mentally "out of order", due to the nights difficulties, had forgotten to hit the RECORD button, after pausing it countless times. And that kids is just the beginning.

The second reason for the title was because unlike other episodes, I had to stitch this s*** together like Frankenstein’s monster. Recorded "out of order" and covering mistakes and technical failures required the episode be cut and shifted around like a puzzle. Which I have never had to do before so... Fingers crossed! And now you know. Coming in the next few weeks I will be releasing clips from this episode that will provide you with a look behind the curtain of this specific episode. In the meantime, enjoy this. It is a labor of love and idiocy. And yes, grammar Nazi’s I know this write up is riddled with mistakes. Feel free to re-write it and submit it back to us. Or listen to episode and do the write up for me.
~TK1

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TK1 Just After Waking Up

A Little Too Much Off The Top

Swallow, Don't Spit

Gift Giver Getting The Gift Of Jail

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One, Two, ... Five!!!

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***For those not familiar with Episode 30, now would be a good time to go back and listen to it. Not only is it one of my favorite episodes, it also contains much fodder and information, which will be referenced in this epidsode.***

In this, the 34th Episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

On their way to the greener pastures found only under my kilt, the gang stops by Ohio briefly to visit the site of a mass murder spree, and take a quick s*** in the local water fountain. When all is cleaned up, and they're back in the car, from there it's just a quick drive to under my kilt and straight up my a$$. Another good title for this particular episode would have been "TLPS: TMI Under The Kilt Of TK1". When I say TMI, I actually mean embarrassing, self depricating, graphic, Too Much Information. But hey, I started the ball rolling in episode 30, why not just keep it going... And by rolling, I mean downhill.

Once at the bottom of that hill they discover a vagina so big, it can only be described as a @Vaginasaurus. That's right! The gang finally lands a brief moment on the mics with the never elusive and mostly brilliant Jessica Caroll. Writer and contributer to Breeding Discontent blogspot and soon to be demi-goddess of the Twittersphere. Waxing philosophic on topics such as movie remakes, stolen virginities, penis pics in the DM's, and that's just the beginning! Needless to say she has a lot to say. And when the sad goodbyes are said and done...

We're off to the newsroom for the weekly dose of headlines. This week: Post it on Facebook and you'll get caught. Kidnap and rape my daughter and I won't kill you?! Bet me. A Serial Killers only surviving victim becomes a killer. And finally, A mother who attempts to turn her daughter into a junior videographer... Err... Pornographer I mean.

And what better way to end the show then by being introduced to The Google Goddess's very own Other Sister.

So grab a jar of peanut butter, sit back, relax, and enjoy. This won't hurt a bit.

~TK1

PIMPIN' OTHER PODS --->Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds, @GdsRogue, @Adjective_J, @Ascastblog, @BUIPodcasters, @rashanii, @jbirchwriter, @BeneathTheReels, @CinematicMethod...If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in.

Check out GETOFFENDED.COM! What is Getoffened.Com? Humorous and rude t-shirts and apparel (as well as stickers, posters, jokes and a full dictionary of sex and slang terms) not for the faint of heart. From "Dirty Sanchez" tees to "Cleveland Steamer" sweatshirts.... from "Donkey Punch" Hoodies to "Camel Toe" t-shirts.... even "Shocker" spaghetti tank tops.... GetOffended.com is ready to cover up your hairy chest... You've heard it on "The Last Podcaster Standing", "Bob and Tom", and "Howard Stern"... you've seen it on "South Park" and "Harold and Kumar"... now where it on your chest! GetOffended.com is perfect for that "Hard-To-Buy-For" jerk on your shopping list. They even sell panties just for the ladies!... Or really feminine guys! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

Links

Crappy Fountain

GTA: Ohio

Catch Me If You Can. S***!

What Would You Do?

Mom Forces Daughter To Record The Fun

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Is There A Draft In Here?

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In this, The 33rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing

The guys are joined in "The Studio" by one of The Angry Ginger's oldest friends.  A man who answers only to GOD!  The Reverend James Nathaniel graces us with his HOLY presence and has a few cold ones while we entertain him. We pull no punches and assault him with a video that only our very own Google Goddess can bring to the show.  I don't know what this woman does on her nights off, but clearly she needs a hobby!  Real or fake it doesn't matter G.G., it's f*%king disgusting either way!  I hope you're haunted by this in your dreams you sicko.  Although, I've actually seen worse!

The Kilted One brings us yet another horrific story so chilling that he questions whether he's jinxed or just in the wrong place at the wrong time all the time.  Let's just say he has a gift for spotting flying human beings!  The rest of the guys immediately go into story telling mode.  They come up with several ways to resuscitate a person... None of them will actually work!

So get ready for another show that only we can provide you!  Empty your Colostomy bags and push play cuz it's time to laugh with "The Last Podcaster Standing"!

-Angry Ginger

Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.

PIMPIN' The PODS - Each of the following has a good show and each has a different voice...CHECK'EM OUT ON TWITTER- @barelysarcasm, @IAintEvenMadPod, @ParkingLotPod, @Gustosapien, @comedicalchemy, @somebodyfunny, @Never Zero Podcast, @awkwardpodcast, @thegds, @GdsRogue, @Adjective_J, @Ascastblog, @BUIPodcasters, @rashanii, @jbirchwriter, @BeneathTheReels… If I missed some of you, let me know and I'll add you in.

Links

Manual Hernia Surgery

Gang With Ethics

Stormtrooper Walkabout

Jump! Jump!

Cupcake Stickup

Natural Harvest

Extra Sugar Sting

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We're All Going To Hell Now

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In this, The 32nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

We all decide to hop on motorized wheel chairs and get plowed with Granny!  We’re headed on over to the morgue to pay our last respects to Gramps…We’d give anything to have him back!
 
G.G. show’s us yet again the true meaning of the internet!  Though instead of her coming across a video for us to watch, she instead fills us in on what exactly G.G would use on her G-spot.  Is it odd that out of all her finding’s, one just happens to be called “The G.G.”?! Whatever floats her little man in the boat!  This also leads us to a discussion about ladders.  Not the kind you can buy at Home Depot either...
 
We also take a trip to the Happy Hands institute where TK1 lets us know that he used to be a “Big Brother” or “Mentor” to a child.  Apparently the only way to deal with these children are through prison riot tactics! 
 
We also discuss the many uses of hospital drugs, all of them good apparently! So feel free to pop a pill or start clicking on your morphine pump and hit play! Don’t forget to count back from 100!
 
100, 99, 98, 9………..
-AG

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Bee Spill

Drunk Wheeler

Drug Mom

Man Wakes Up In Morgue Fridge

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It's Cold In Here

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In this, the 31st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

They present to you an interview gone awry. What follows is an outtake never before aired, because in all honesty they didn't know what the hell to do with it. The Ginger Kid thought it was comedy gold. The Kilted One thought it was a view of how unprepared and amateurish they still are. The Sniper wanted to bury it with the cats or let it sleep with the fishes... either one, it doesn't matter to him as long as it's dead. The KIA felt it was like watching a car wreck in slow motion over and over and over and over and... After much debate and getting the permission of the interviewee, they've decided to let YOU, the listener decide what it is. And when you decide... let them know! They're still on the fence. Ladies and Gentlemen, TLPS With A Twist! (Ok, press PLAY now)

Special thanks to @Nick_Twist for his participation and being such a good sport. They will be having Nick on again soon for his podcast redemption as well as to promote various projects... And I'd imagine he'd like to take a few shots at the fellas. Luckily The Google Goddess, who was absent, is in the clear!

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Cat Burglar

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Craziness...

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