Tue, 26 July 2011
In this, the 30th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,
The Angry Ginger admits to having a small bladder. This immediately unleashes the wrath of TK1 until he soon realizes that he has this very same problem. This causes him to run into the arms of another man. Actually an M.D. ...You know with rubber gloves? It's not everyday you can lose your anal virginity on your Birthday!
TK1 then takes us on a "Tom and Jerry" cartoon like journey. How does The Kilted One deal with his mouse infestation? The Google Goddess lets it be known that she is not a fan of his "Art of War" like tactics. She's a lover of all life forms! *SNAP*
Speaking of the Google Goddess, in one night she is not only turned down by the boy wizard, Harry Potter, but also a serial rapist! Depressed from not getting to hang with Harry she walks out to her car to find she can't start her car. Mysteriously a man in a windowless van pulls up with his gimp like sidekick and offers to jump start her heart.
We also interview a fan of the show and it just so happens we are a fan of his blog. Mr. Nick Bevis knows NO bounds to his sexual powers! Ladies strap on your padded helmets, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
In Headlines we learn that no man can stand up to the powers of the mighty Russian Olga. One swift Jean Claude Van Damn type roundhouse and you'll wake up with a smile and a mouth full of Viagra. Did I mention she'll also cut you're hair if you're nice? In other news, imagine waking up with NO penis! No really try to imagine it! Let's pretend for a second that you can't locate said penis. Try looking in the garbage disposal. It's always in the last damn place you look isn't it?
I could go on and on but why do that when you can just click on the episode and give it a listen! Don't forget to leave a comment and tell a friend.
Thanks to our friends at GetOffended.com for providing us with The Glossary Of Perversion. It's a book you should own. You NEED to own. Find it on their website. Along with the book you'll find vinyl stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, and even panties! If you have a little dirty in ya, check'em out. If ya don't have a little dirty in ya, check'em out and they'll put some in ya. They also give good tweet! Follow them on twitter under the names @getoffendedcom and @getoffendedBone.
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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 6:30pm EDT
Yeah... good show last night. Not as good as the Drunk Chicago or the Althea Wiley Show, but not bad either. I think the mouse catching stories were pretty funny. Keep up the Good work boys... or just keep putting up mediocre crap, and I will keep on listening. I kid... I kid... Thanks for keeping my 4 hours of commuting entertaining.