Wed, 1 June 2011
In this, the 22nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,
We shoot the sh$t, we talk about headlines, we make fun of The KIA and his love of the law and guns. Just another day in the studio... Somewhere in all the mess of the day, we discuss the application of Icy Hot to the testicles, jarred cherries as the weapon of choice for witches, the phsyical rape of a woman who was NEVER touched, and what to do in the event of the zombie apocalypse. AND FINALLY, for the first time ever, we allow a gun story from the KIA to remain in the final cut.
UPDATE 6/5/2011-->Funny thing about that gun story... When this episode initially posted, The KIA uploaded the wrong file he demanded HE cut!. The original file contained his gun story uncut and unedited. A few hundred lucky (insert sarcasm here) listeners had the pleasure (insert more sarcasm here) of listening to ALL 40+ minutes of Tom rambling on about guns, laws, rights, and blah blah blah... However, after Tom realized his mistake (about 1 hour after posting) he was able to reupload the correctly edited/cut segment. The current file has the version he prefer you hear. IF however you want to hear the whole discussion, argument, debate, fight, opioniated blather, let us know and we'll get you the whole thing.
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Category:Comedy Podcast -- posted at: 11:03am EDT
Elyse, Lets say a couple gets married on the day they both turn 18 and right away get pregnant. Then exactly 9 months later they have their first kid (at the age of 18y 9m). Then exactly 18 years later their kid does the same. Parents are now 36y 9m. Then the child has a child (grandchild) exactly 9 months later. The parents are now 37y 6m. Now the story said the grandchild was 18 months old, so add another 18 months. The youngest that grandfather should have been was 39 years old. Thanks for the comment and thanks for listening - Mr KIA
Here's a super long comment like last time. You're Welcome. Hahahahahahaha cherries are a zombie repellent? Good to know for the impending zombipocalypse. Oh and the later zombie talk was awesomely hilarious. Someone needs to read The Walking Dead. Guns are bad! There is nothing wrong with using a loofah. Even if you are a guy. Icy Hot is not ever useful. Nor should you trick someone into using it in a painful way. You should be ashamed (Please note that I am trying to scold while laughing). Penis piano playing? Really? That’s not a talent that’s just disturbing. So what’s worse? The botox thing being a hoax or it actually being true? There is so much gun talk in this episode…. You’re gonna make Tom’s head explode one of these days. Side note: In Utah if you open carry you don’t even have to have a permit of any kind. At this point I actually was falling asleep. Not because it was boring but because I was so freaking tired and it was late. I had to stop it and go to sleep and finish listening to it the next day. See now the phrase “36 year old grandpa” doesn’t even faze me…. But then I live in Utah and everyone here gets married as soon as they’re out of high school and immediately starts having kids. Cause think about it; say he had his kid when he was 18. That makes his kid 18 now so it is possible. I am 25 and I know people I graduated high school with that now have 3 or 4 kids. All of which were conceived after they were married. Holy long podcast Batman! Seriously….